by CrazyDiamond_Thomas December 7, 2016
Get the Fuck-proofmug. Bullet-Proof Moustache: (n.) Such a thick regular moustache that it becomes literally bulletproof. Perfect for deflecting headshots.
Chuck Norris is one of the few in the world who could grow a bullet-proof moustache. Too bad no one dares to shoot at him.
by Beilor4893 March 23, 2010
Get the Bullet-Proof Moustachemug. A female of any dissent, who refers to the use of improperly inserting a weave to the top of their head. The extensions from the weave seem to protrude greatly from one's roots, thus creating an alien shaped affect, similiar to the likes of Predator. With such lift and body, the hair seems to serve as a means of protection, such as teflon abilities to block stray bullets. Therefore, for safety precautions, you may want to have at least one friend with a Bullet Proof Wig.
by Weavalicious July 17, 2007
Get the Bullet Proof Wigmug. When a seemingly depressing event happens to individual who drank a significant amount of alcohol and begins to cry tears with an alchohol content of %40.
Bearer of bad news: "Russ, your dog just died."
Drunk Russ: CHECKERS!!! WHY!!!
Bearer of bad news: If your gonna cry, let those 80 proof tears fall into my drink, make it a bit stronger.
Drunk Russ: CHECKERS!!! WHY!!!
Bearer of bad news: If your gonna cry, let those 80 proof tears fall into my drink, make it a bit stronger.
by foosman February 25, 2010
Get the 80 Proof Tearsmug. Someone who fights well using a combat buzz. Someone who drinks a limited amount of alchohol to gain an edge in a fight.
by Der Kapitan October 17, 2006
Get the 100 proof warriormug. The concept that the less armor or clothing a person wears, the more agile, less encumbered, and distracting they are in a combat situation.
This concept is mostly associated with females, but not exclusive.
This concept is mostly associated with females, but not exclusive.
After equipping the extremely skimpy bikini-armor, the battle was won as a result of "bullet-proof nudity."
by bbilbo1 March 25, 2010
Get the Bullet-Proof Nuditymug. a rubber, prophylactic, or; 'scumbag'!
she had me put on a child-proof cap
should have suspected my child-proof cap burst, when 'the act' started feeling TOO good!!
jennifer was horrified when sam withdrew, his crank adorned with only a 'cock ring', and no child proof cap!!
should have suspected my child-proof cap burst, when 'the act' started feeling TOO good!!
jennifer was horrified when sam withdrew, his crank adorned with only a 'cock ring', and no child proof cap!!
by michael foolsley December 20, 2013
Get the child-proof capmug.