This is in reference to great country singer Willie Nelson and his legendary cannabis smoking status. It is to denote how many years you have been smoking cannabis or how many years you did smoke the hippie lettuce.
Ah man, I haven't part taken in the hippie lettuce in years, but reminiscing, I did put in 24 Nelson years.
by blaqdik December 9, 2014

by Sky420high July 28, 2021

Samantha Nelson is the one who makes my heart stop and the one who makes it start beating again. Shes not the air i breathe. Shes the reason i keep breathing. I love her the way a flower loves the sunshine. Because of the sunshine the flower can grow and thrive.
by Tall Dude 1981 May 7, 2018

A pub in the town of Nelson, in East Lancashire, England. More commonly locally as ' The Zoo ' its is known for its erratic,
and uneducated clientele, usually relying on handouts from the government to pay for their drinks.
and uneducated clientele, usually relying on handouts from the government to pay for their drinks.
Lord Nelson:
Person 1: Are you going for a Drink at the lord Nelson
Person 2: No, its full of crackheads
Person 1: Are you going for a Drink at the lord Nelson
Person 2: No, its full of crackheads
by Masterg1 November 9, 2023

- The process by which a man places his penis between the legs of a woman from behind, giving the appearance the woman has herself a very very small penis from the front
"honey what are you doing?"
"Its ok dear, im just giving you the J. Nelson"
"Wow that looks small from my view"
"Yeh, I know, now you are a J. Nelson"
"Its ok dear, im just giving you the J. Nelson"
"Wow that looks small from my view"
"Yeh, I know, now you are a J. Nelson"
by Northern Ireland Fact Monkey September 6, 2011

Riley Nelson is the best friend you could ever ask for. She's amazing in COUNTLESS ways. She's beyond gorgeous and anyone would be lucky to be her friend. She's always there for you, if its talking about something, making you laugh, or even playing roblox. Riley is strong, intelligent, athletic, and so much more. She's a kind hearted person & she always has good intentions :).She's also so sweet and thoughtful. You can always rely on her to brighten your mood & cheer you up. Im so grateful to have gotten to know her (: She's always entertaining and so easy to hang out with and talk to.
by jacob sartorius was here July 5, 2020

New world rhyming slang for a strong Belgian beer known as Stella Artois. Also affectionately know as "Wife Beater"
by Ginger Binger October 22, 2003
