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College Napps

The natural act of college bound high school senior falling asleep upon starting to fill out College Applications.
Joe: "The last thing I remembered was opening the common app page, and then I woke up on the floor in a pool of my own drool."
Gabriel: "Typical College Napps!"
by Bassophile September 5, 2011
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Mega-Napper

Someone who naps during the day or whilst there is still daylight frequently
Colin: The Mega-Napper

Colin is such a Mega-Napper
by Meatbus September 20, 2011
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Schwagger Napper

Talking such a big shit, that you have to lay down for a few minutes after.
Man, I just could the biggest schwagger napper, I need to lay down for a few minutes before we go.
by fezzyone October 8, 2011
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Austrian Napalm Strike

A combination of a Blumpkin and The Austrian Airstrike.
Like any effective air strike, the Austrian Napalm Strike relies heavily upon communication, timing and accuracy. To assure success requires three willing parties although it can be achieved with a third unwitting party.

One member of the party sits, with buttocks exposed to the cold Austrian breeze, on a window sill a minimum of one floor above street level while another willing participant performs fellatio. Just as orgasm is reached the first member of the pair takes a massive dump out the window.

The third participant, reclining in a deck chair with their hairy chest exposed, then receives the splattering dump of faecal matter followed closely by the jizz spat from the mouth of the fellator.
*Reclining shirtless in a lawn chair*
Kane: “OK guys I’m ready for your Austrian Napalm Strike

*Sitting on window sill*
Matt: “Thank god, I’ve been holding this dump in for ages and my balls are blue, get to it Dan.”



Matt: “OK Dan I’m about to blow, get ready to hot-potato my napalm onto Kane while take a shit

Kane: “awwww yeah…”
by Jeff Da Maori Ow October 10, 2013
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Lost your nappy

To lose ones nappy (not an actual nappy)
Josh got angry and lost his nappy

Stop being a douche and put your nappy back on

Calm down and don't lose your nappy

Have you lost your nappy?
by Lord Crimble December 22, 2009
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Nappy Roots

An underrated alternative rap group from Kentucky, formerly consisting of R Prophet, Big V, Skinny Deville, Ron Clutch, Fish Scales, and B Stille. R Prophet and Big V have left the group, leaving 4 members left.

Makes very good music that makes people believe in hip hop again, unlike those fake mainstream rappers. Their lyrics contain minimal cussing yet their flow is really good. They were a best selling group in 2002, but many people are starting to forget them.

Bottom line: Listen to Nappy Roots more.
John: I don't like how many rappers nowadays are fake and always talk about weed and hoes.

Susan: Listen to Nappy Roots! There a really good rap group

Good Nappy Roots songs: How I Do, Awnaw, Good Day, Po' Folks, The People
by realacy November 23, 2014
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napaj

The baddest bitch around. Tends to read even the unreadable but still has that gentle side.
"That boy napaj a trip"
by Suesue34 December 21, 2016
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