Noah

Noah is a somewhat overweight guy that causes everyone to pronounce his name by saying every syllable. He's also comedic at times, but only depending on the situation. Girls often like him, but he doesn't know it due to lack of self confidence.

girl 1: Hey its No-ah!
girl 2: No-ah!
guy: No-ah!
Noah : Oh hey guys...

by Uwould222 October 23, 2012

noah

The only name in any language on earth the is universally accepted as the person being a complete waste of space

Fuck that dude is such a noah

by Peachytree February 10, 2019

noah

Noah is pretty gay has a Xbox and gets grounded alot, he is 11 and sucks at fortnite a guy that likes someone name Sarah and he so gay

Noah a gay newborn

by qwerty19 May 30, 2019

Noah

A person who is a Boomer and likes kids too much. This person also likes to follow people home and peer through their windows,

Damn it Joel, stop being a Noah!

by Noah Roscoe December 10, 2019

Noah

a guy who loves gaming cars and food is nice cool and doesn't have a girlfriend

hes a noah

by jayshell October 22, 2018

Noah

The kid who always dances a fortnite dance in the middle of class

Mark: dude what's Pythagoras theorem again?

*Ali-A intro plays as Noah dances the orange justice*.

Mark: dude what the fuck...

by Chinese Santa November 2, 2018

Noah

One of the sweetest people to ever exist, they're just so beautiful in every way
All of the girls and boys just fall for him :)

Person 1: Is that Noah:
Everyone else: dhdkghdfkgjgtdiogundfigvuioerdngcjbg,fvckjhibkfcjf

by idontknowwhatnametousehelp January 2, 2019