jobby jab

When u fist someones arse then proceed to jab them with their shite on ur fist
Jonnys mum was cheeky so i to jobby jab her to keep her in place
by Ecktamine August 14, 2015
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jab rash

When the man has too quickly skipped through foreplay and tries to jab his erect penis repeated into a dry, very dry vagina; the only thing usually accomplished is a angry irritated vagina. The results of repeated invasion of an improperly lubricated vagina by an impatient erect penis.
One guy says to his buddy, "Hey man, did you score with that hot chick you took home last night?"
His buddy responds, "I think so, when I tried to hit it again this morning, she said she was suffering from "jab rash'."
by herumgirl November 24, 2013
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Jug Jab

HRT estrogen injection for MTF
Titty skittles are bad for you so I'm doing the jug jab
by Jordynnnnnnnnn August 19, 2023
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Jabbing

It is the action of jerking off into you hands and rubbing it on as after shave to attract your next jab
by Rogèrio July 31, 2022
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god jab

what someone said in roblox lol what it means: Good Job but shorter, And I don't know how to spell because I am an Idiot
by Landonisanidiot December 18, 2021
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Rib Jab Knock

a knock used to alert a dude of the preparation or a freshly completed folding of a Rib Jabber
"knock knock"

"yo what was that?"

"Rib Jab knock dude, get the teas in"
by tommy sparks May 01, 2005
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Roo jab

The verbal equivalent of a cluster-fuck. i.e. an awkward conversation that you unexpectedly walk into.
P1: "It would all depend on what human tasted like..."

P2: "Wow, that was a roo jab."
by Sdlewis September 23, 2008
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