This is in reference to great country singer Willie Nelson and his legendary cannabis smoking status. It is to denote how many years you have been smoking cannabis or how many years you did smoke the hippie lettuce.
Ah man, I haven't part taken in the hippie lettuce in years, but reminiscing, I did put in 24 Nelson years.
by blaqdik December 9, 2014

- The process by which a man places his penis between the legs of a woman from behind, giving the appearance the woman has herself a very very small penis from the front
"honey what are you doing?"
"Its ok dear, im just giving you the J. Nelson"
"Wow that looks small from my view"
"Yeh, I know, now you are a J. Nelson"
"Its ok dear, im just giving you the J. Nelson"
"Wow that looks small from my view"
"Yeh, I know, now you are a J. Nelson"
by Northern Ireland Fact Monkey September 6, 2011

A pub in the town of Nelson, in East Lancashire, England. More commonly locally as ' The Zoo ' its is known for its erratic,
and uneducated clientele, usually relying on handouts from the government to pay for their drinks.
and uneducated clientele, usually relying on handouts from the government to pay for their drinks.
Lord Nelson:
Person 1: Are you going for a Drink at the lord Nelson
Person 2: No, its full of crackheads
Person 1: Are you going for a Drink at the lord Nelson
Person 2: No, its full of crackheads
by Masterg1 November 9, 2023

Riley Nelson is the best friend you could ever ask for. She's amazing in COUNTLESS ways. She's beyond gorgeous and anyone would be lucky to be her friend. She's always there for you, if its talking about something, making you laugh, or even playing roblox. Riley is strong, intelligent, athletic, and so much more. She's a kind hearted person & she always has good intentions :).She's also so sweet and thoughtful. You can always rely on her to brighten your mood & cheer you up. Im so grateful to have gotten to know her (: She's always entertaining and so easy to hang out with and talk to.
by jacob sartorius was here July 5, 2020

1. Another word for rum
2. A sea shanty
3. Myth; Admiral Nelson died at battle and was placed inside the barrel of rum to preserve him, but when the ship returned to shore it was found the crew had drunk the barrel dry.
2. A sea shanty
3. Myth; Admiral Nelson died at battle and was placed inside the barrel of rum to preserve him, but when the ship returned to shore it was found the crew had drunk the barrel dry.
by L@mi@ February 5, 2021

by barbiesdreamhouse December 28, 2022

New world rhyming slang for a strong Belgian beer known as Stella Artois. Also affectionately know as "Wife Beater"
by Ginger Binger October 22, 2003
