flowered my ass

The act of fisting a person’s anus and then opening your hand inside of the person’s anus.

This person flowered my ass so hard last night.

by Poakley December 11, 2019

Herbs in my ass

When you’ve been working on the farm for 6000000000000000 days straight and then when you take a showers u find out there’s been herbs/crops growing in you’re anus/butt/ass

Omg there are mother fucking HERBS IN MY ASS!

by Hijackpoop24 June 30, 2020

laugh my ass on

When your ass falls off your body, and you need to suck it back on by laughing.

Jamal ate my ass last night i need to laugh my ass on!! XD

by Blkmater October 7, 2017

suck my ass

when you're pissed off and your only comeback is suck my ass

guy: you're such a bitch

girl: suck my ass you white boy

by guy1girl2 September 25, 2016

whiping my ass

an other word for kissin ass.

hey man you look nice today i like your hair, nikka quit whiping my ass i dont like you!

by ilymom December 19, 2009

crack my ass

another saying for suck my ass when joking around

susan : you suck!
karen : crack my ass susan!! >;(

by ticklemybutthoe September 5, 2019

sip my ass

This is what you say to people you don't like. As in you make a youtube video with your trash samsung talking about other people! And you say "sip my ass." You pretent to be a first grader and say that you dont want to go to their birthday. Also you make up story's that you broke up with your 4th grade boyfriend

"sip my ass"

by whore lol June 21, 2019