When you have a mustard fetish and the amazing aphrodisiac-like taste of mustard turns you on and on. As the mustard sears into your nostrils and you are overpowered by the amazing taste of mustard entering your bloodstream, you orgasm hard again and again.
I drank a bottle of mustard. I could’ve stop because it tasted so good.
Midway through, I started laughing and the mustard went up my nose.
I hollered in pain, “THAT IS THE GOOD BURN!,” for I was in pure mustard bliss—a euphoric state of becoming one with the mustard and the narcotic attractiveness of mustard blazes through the pain to provide the most amazing experience a human can have.
For I had done snorting mustard, my life was complete; no other worldly experience could compare, not even the obligatory sex that must be included in every Urban Dictionary entry.
Midway through, I started laughing and the mustard went up my nose.
I hollered in pain, “THAT IS THE GOOD BURN!,” for I was in pure mustard bliss—a euphoric state of becoming one with the mustard and the narcotic attractiveness of mustard blazes through the pain to provide the most amazing experience a human can have.
For I had done snorting mustard, my life was complete; no other worldly experience could compare, not even the obligatory sex that must be included in every Urban Dictionary entry.
by Bad C dev January 12, 2023
Get the snorting mustardmug. This is definitely not a good shit, this is one of those shits where you start to cramp, sweat, and have to grab both ankles to push that hoe out.
by OneTimeBusted January 5, 2023
Get the Colonel Mustardmug. "omg jessica, i went to oswald's place, and he had this big mustard vein on the top of his dick!"
"that's so cool! i have one too, but it splits into a fork :("
"that's so cool! i have one too, but it splits into a fork :("
by Random Shit. February 16, 2022
Get the mustard veinmug. Enough is enough, when someone is sick and tired of something. When you can no longer handle anymore of what is being done.
by StarmanG October 25, 2017
Get the Mustard on the Puddingmug. by Wrordmax June 15, 2016
Get the Mustard strokemug. The act of losing control of ones bladder inside another individual, while performing anal sex upon said individual. Usually initiated by a person with limited to no sexual experience.
I was so looking forward to getting laid last night, but after she said she wanted it in the ass, I gave it to her and accidentally did a rusty mustard.
by Mr_Musick23 January 2, 2017
Get the rusty mustardmug. When the scrotum becomes a dinginy yellow color due to repeated doublebacking ass wiping method to insure a clean ass
Dave's girlfriend noticed that his ballsack had a slight discoloration than his normal skin tone as she was about to polish his knob,thus have a servere case of mustard sack
by BIG T 49 November 8, 2017
Get the mustard sackmug.