Musket

The male reproductive organ. Dick, cock, wang etc...
Joe likes to grab his musket, powder his balls and shoot loads at Hillary.
by joey.loves.hillary October 27, 2016
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Musket

Old era slang for a gentleman's dingle dangle; a penis
Those with the shortest muskets must stand closer to the trenches.
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Musket

A form of back shooting where someone acts like their holding a musket while Artillery Canon s you or when someone yells make ready and present and when they yell fire they do the Artillery Canon
Listen bro I’m bout to file a noise complaint this is ridic- *sees two people going at it* Oh,your doing the Musket,never mind bro.
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Musket

NOT a small cannon, you fucking cretin
"a musket is a small cannon"
"No, you fucking idiot"
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Musket

A musket is a muzzle-loaded long gun that appeared as a smoothbore weapon in the early 16th century, at first as a heavier variant of the arquebus, capable of penetrating plate armour.1 By the mid-16th century, this type of musket gradually disappeared as the use of heavy armour declined, but musket continued as the generic term for smoothbore long guns until the mid-19th century.2 In turn, this style of musket was retired in the 19th century when rifled muskets (simply called rifles in modern terminology) using the Minié ball (invented by Claude-Étienne Minié in 1849) became common.3 The development of breech-loading firearms using self-contained cartridges (introduced by Casimir Lefaucheux in 1835) and the first reliable repeating rifles produced by Winchester Repeating Arms Company in 1860 also led to their demise.4 By the time that repeating rifles became common, they were known as simply "rifles", ending the era of the musket.
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Deep Throat the Musket

Could mean anything

Committing suicide

Blowing a large dick

Or a fetish of putting your mouth at the end of a barrel if a gun

Someone puts a gun in your mouth.

Depends on how you use the definition
I was with Kyle last night, I deep throat the musket.

Kurt Cobain committed suicide. He deep throated the musket

I enjoy deep throating the musket.
by NOS4A2 October 14, 2022
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musketeering

The act of stealing your significant other's clothing, especially hoodies and t-shirts, specifically for their scent.
1. Josh caught Dordi musketeering his favorite hoodie; it's as good as hers now.

2. You can't keep musketeering all my Van Halen shirts, babe. They do look good on you though.
by Yakoshi January 24, 2021
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