Mush Session

The term used when a guy is trying to perform intercourse with a flaccid penis

The act of "mushing" a flaccid penis into an orifice with little to no success.

We didn't have sex because he couldn't perform.

I needed a shoe horn and rubber-band to get me out of that mush session.

by msled December 25, 2010

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mush missile

when a super hot girl has an ugly friend and her friend makes you soft

John: man katie is so hot
jake: yeah but her friend jenna gives me a mush missile

by bigfoothairyman April 11, 2015

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Mush Puss

Another way to say you have a sweaty vagina.

“These pants give me mush puss.”

by Lari5642 August 23, 2020

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Michelob mush

When you drink too much michelob ultra and you have a terrible time on the toilet the next day.

I shot gunned 10 ultras yesterday and I can’t stop getting that michelob mush on the toilet!

by Harry pubes July 25, 2021

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Mush Cycle

When the female is about to finish you quickly pull out an old lollipop and shove it right into her pussy. Then carefully put it into the molding of choice and freeze the lolly for later. Eat and enjoy

John l swear bro, she for real let me pop a mush cycle right after I finished

by Ms. Frizzle is thicc April 14, 2022

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