monster munch

1) A tasty corn snack available, inter alia, in beef flavour. Mmmm.
2) Snogging ugly birds. Mmmm.

Lets go for a monster munch. I want the taste of beef on my tongue.

by Steve August 28, 2003

munch rug

eat hairy pussy

i want to munch rug.

by chovasie January 13, 2009

Moob Munching

The act of munching a moob (man + boob)

Roy is moob munching Andy

by henkdevries69 June 28, 2010

munch nugget

Breastfeeding baby that eats constantly. may keep you up all night demanding to eat. Also wants to eat every thing in sight.

Okay you little munch nugget, I am awake now.

The little munch nugget kept me up all night eating.

Look at that munch nugget go!

by foodsource July 11, 2009

guff munch

a person/being that consumes and digests methane gas (guffs/farts) commonly for pleasure and joy. guff munchs scran guffs typically as the guffer walks away or isnt looking by open mouth inhaling them so they can get a full taste.

"see that girl ava she is a guff munch she likes wet ones"

by cal.lancey April 9, 2023

munch pants

when someone’s arse cheeks are munching on their pants. worst when you get out of a pool or the sea.

damo: oi look that lad over there’s got munch pants
sophia: ah state of him

by beansbeansbeans July 9, 2020

Victory Munch

A Victory Munch is an act of self-pride and success. It is an honour to recieve such a title. A person is awarded the ‘victory munch’ when they have scored the highest mark on a test or exam out of the class. This act consists of ‘munching’ at least 2 cm of a blue, non-toxic glue stick. This ritual is most common in the gangs of the northern suburbs of Melbourne. This is an honour only given to the few who prevail and stand at the top of glory.

*Ryan walks with pride to his friends*

Ryan: Guess I’ll be getting the victory munch this time boys. Just got 90% on the SAC

Jesse: Nuh huh. Not this time. I got 92%!

*Ryan runs away crying*

Jeremiah: You stupid fool. You believe you have the victory munch this time.

*whips out test showing 98%*

Jeremiah: What now. You gonna cry. Maybe piss your pants.

*Jesse runs away crying with pee running down his legs*

by SemenDemon24 March 24, 2019