mobius moustache

Mobius Moustache = A big moustache - that goes down along the side of your mouth and then goes up along the edge of your jaw, and then becomes your sideburns, and then becomes your hair. (As in A Million Ways to Die in the West.)
“Oh? And just what kind of moustache are you looking to grow?”

“A big one - Like one of those ones that goes down along the side of my mouth and then goes up along the edge of my jaw, and then becomes my sideburns, and then becomes my hair.”

“A Mobius Moustache, that’s the one.”
by DH Edsel October 15, 2023
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Smexy Moustache

A moustache that is incredibly attractive to anyone, including men. Could also mean a macho style of facial hair.
"Dude, look at William Howard Taft!"
"Yeah, what's special?
"He has such a smexy moustache."
by The CheeseCake May 06, 2013
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wet moustache

When you wee in a girl whilst having intercourse and then put your pubes in her mouth.
Clare when you get home from work, I’m going to give you a wet moustache
by 2991stac November 07, 2017
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Milk Moustache

When a man cums inside a women and she then squirts it back on or in his mouth.
Didn't expect my wife to give me a milk moustache last night, it was a bit salty.
by Milky777 August 02, 2015
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Moustache

Did he have Moustache with his girl last night?
by dori#4040 August 05, 2022
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