by flatferb055 March 10, 2021
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When you begin to truly smell how awful your McDonald's breath is while everyone around doesn't.. This is possible by donning a cylindrical glass space helmet with a circulator and walking down the middle school hallway whilst simultaneously talking to yourself out loud attempting to trigger innocent bystanders...
*Everyone is just minding themselves*
Toad Jar Moron passes by "hey bitches look at me cockworms I like gary trannis and big blue dildose in my spichole, I'm retarded!"
Nobody responds.
Toad Jar Moron continues further "BROD would any one of you put a rubbery slimey cyan phallus down my mouth, preferably neon big blu glow aura emitting cock you get one? I'M BEGGING YOU FUCKING DO IT I PLEAD.
After the silence has settled, Toad reverts to neutral and denies ever saying such things.
Toad Jar Moron passes by "hey bitches look at me cockworms I like gary trannis and big blue dildose in my spichole, I'm retarded!"
Nobody responds.
Toad Jar Moron continues further "BROD would any one of you put a rubbery slimey cyan phallus down my mouth, preferably neon big blu glow aura emitting cock you get one? I'M BEGGING YOU FUCKING DO IT I PLEAD.
After the silence has settled, Toad reverts to neutral and denies ever saying such things.
by Hailey the Blondey October 12, 2022
Get the Toad Jar Moron mug.Used to describe someone who would take the time to look up "moron" on Urban Dictionary, and then read the entire long definition and keep reading even after it became obvious that the sole purpose of the definition was to insult them. Morons usually have a habit of continuing to read pointless definitions just because they have nothing better to do.
Are you really still reading this you fucking moron? What the hell is wrong with you? Seriously, stop reading. Now. There is absolutely no point in going on. Get a life.
by F_TRES3 December 9, 2009
Get the Moron mug.by jimbo nutron May 14, 2020
Get the morgz mug.Military Rank for someone who is so inept that their own troop would hand them over to the enemy to save the day. Military rank that is achieved when there is no success.
A Brigadeer Moron that shot his own men, so that the enemy could not get to them first. Person shot by own troop to prevent such an occurence.
by IGotOne April 28, 2012
Get the Brigadeer Moron mug.Someone who has a tendancy to make profound total bullshit comments concerning talent in design on forums.
Moron - 'First of all, Design is easy. There is no such thing as "talent" in Graphic Design, because Graphic Design is not about talent.'
by Jonathan Bloggs October 4, 2006
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