mittenfist

1. A paradoxical instance of gentleness and fury;
2. A softened blow or buffered strike;
3. Allusion to the notion of 'don't judge a book by its cover';
4. A nickname for a very cute, funny and smart/wise girl;
5. A spazzy way a girl punches a guy in the arm when he pulls on her ponytail to tease her

1. Wow, that raft trip down the Colorado river was totally mittenfist!

2. The bugs were bouncing off my motorcycle helmet like little mittenfist punches.

3. She may look all gentile and demure and stuff . . . but don't get her ire up, dude . . . she'll totally go all mittenfist on you.

4. I never get to play hooky with my friend, Mittenfists anymore

5. I called her spazzy, so she hauled off and mittenfisted me!

by Peter Panache April 30, 2008

fish mittens

16th to 17th century slang for female genitalia.

So John, how did last night go? Did you get a try on her fish mittens?

by Jim Singh November 10, 2005

snake mittens

An ill-conceived idea which is spectacularly useless. This phrase originated with the Dilbert comic strip.

"Hey, what do you think of my solar-powered flashlight?"

"I think it's about as useful as snake mittens."

by Heathen 2.0 April 27, 2008

Facebook Mittens

The thumbs up symbol on Facebook next to the "Like" button.

I gave her the Facebook Mittens on her status.

by Ol' Trace Face December 11, 2010

Hungarian Mittens

The warm sensation you get when you sit on your hands and fart.

Jim: Dude it's so cold out don't you want to take some gloves?!

Barry: Nah bro I'll just use some Hungarian Mittens.

by weaselman March 30, 2012

Dangerous Mittens

cats.

Cat: *hiss*
Person: oh damn don't use your dangerous mittens on me!

by StacyKatzzz January 25, 2021

Miltenberg

There is this little town on the Main River located in the region of Franconia Germany, That is called Miltenberg. The locals refer to it as the "Pearl of the Main." It's pretty, it's romantic & well known for it's local beer called "Fist Beer" (Faust Bier) Plus; It's done up in the old Bavarian style called Fachwerk. (pronounced Fock -Verk) Every year they throw a hoe-down called the Michaelismesse. A local 2 week party in the end of August that is similar to a U.S. state or county fair just done German style.

Franconia Miltenberg

by Americangoneabroad December 15, 2010