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Milky Handshake

The process of jerking off into your own hand and giving a nice, sloppy hand job to your acquaintance.
Dad- “I heard John gave you a milky handshake from your sister.”

Step son- “yeah. There was so much but, it was sloppy af. Best milky handshake I’ve ever gotten. He jerked off in his hand and gave me a handjob”
by DStorm1397 August 17, 2019
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Milky Way

Noun; A Caucasian woman, especially one who is trashy, often compared by hip-hop artists to a redbone.
“I broke up with my redbone, I went the Milky Way”- Kodak Black

“My milky way got pregnant, she said it's for you”- Lil Wayne
by Professor Cumstain July 18, 2018
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milky way

the act of shooting one's juices, directly into the belly button of another person, effectively creating a milky way
Jeremy: Dude, you gonna watch the stars with Lisa tonight? Pretty romantic!

Ryan: Oh yeah, we're star-gazing definitely. In fact, I'll even show her the milky way~

Jeremy: A...aren't we in the milky way already?

Ryan: SHUT UP, JERRY BOY!
by acezach June 9, 2016
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Milky Boy

A man that mainly subsists on milk.
“Jesus Nick, you are a milky boy, no wonder you are so boney.”
by Jakemon00 January 14, 2023
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milky lane

An unexpected sexual encounter preformed in an outdoor setting usually an alley or lane way, with a partner far out of your league.
Bro I hope I get a milky lane tonight with that hot Swedish waitress!!
by Killa PJ October 10, 2016
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milky pants

When your goin through puberty and u see a hot girl u get milky pants
OMG jeniffer did you see Rick he has milky pants
by Jamal Taylor April 20, 2017
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Mama milkies

Mama milkies are the girl versions of nuts, boys just love the milkies
by Bunny blue September 6, 2021
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