Slippin' a Mickey

1) To make the mistake of dating a complete narcissist / scared little boy; 2) Deservedly giving a sociopath large amounts of acid with boner pills and jumping them in an alley; 3) A new form of martial arts kick that lends opponent physically inept. (typically used as a sole form of revenge on the mentally inept)

Jane: "What an ahole. What did you do?"

Mary: "What else could I do I was Slippin' a Mickey. Cops found him in the alley with a raging hard on."

by Mickey Mcfancy November 4, 2012

Mickey hungry

(Mik•ē•hūn•gārý) is a phenomenon when the main character from mickey mouse gets extremely skinny and buys a huge ball of food the size of two two-story buildings and eats it all then pops and someone around him cries

The narrator cried in the death of a mickey hungry

by Blobermanblou February 15, 2021

Blue Mickey

It’s when you down a blue raspberry slushy and and give a person a blowjob.

Why is your dick blue? Well you see … my girlfriend me a Blue Mickey. Who are you mysterious person and how do you know that?

by AnybodyHaveAnIcee? September 24, 2022

mickey mutineer

A group of assholes.

Hey it's the Mickey mutineers.

by Cstrx1 May 23, 2017

Hidden Mickey

1: A secret blow job
2: when his dick is so small you have to look for it

She gave me a Hidden Mickey behind the bleachers
I was tryna fuck him, but I couldn't find his dick, it was a whole hidden mickey situation.

by daddyduhrell November 28, 2018

mickey d's

A way of saying mcdonalds

tbh i thought i was the only person who called mcdonalds this

"Hey bro wanna get some mickey d's?"

by mywristisbroken September 13, 2022

Chocolate Mickey

After going Balls deep with anal sex, the balls are then pulled out and look like chocolate mouse ears.

My wife promised anal if she could have some chocolate afterward. I gave her a Chocolate Mickey and made us both happy.

by CocoYetea May 2, 2019