Melvin

An insult used by traders and the investment community for whenever someone egregiously short-sells a stock/commodity/cryptocurrency to the point of insolvency.
"Hey did you see that huge 3000 BTC short at $12,500 get liquidated at $15,000?"
"Yea bro, what a Melvin, everybody knows that all bears die."
by HFSP January 27, 2021
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Melvin

a boy you love to look at. his skin is perfecty smooth and tan, his eyes are dark and dangerous yet warm and endearing and his smile is to die for. he's very smart especially in creative writing even if he is somewhat an overachiever with rock hard abs definitive v line and intimidating muscles. he loves being the best and is fiercly loyal to his friends and family. with just a wink he'll melt your heart and you will promise him your virginty. he can own your vagina with just a glance.
irl 1: omg did you see that guy?? he winked at me and my vagina belonged to him

girl 2: oh yeah that happened to me yesterday, he's such a melvin.
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Melvin

A social outcast who needs to always be right with a more than considerable chance of being a pedophile.
Don't trust Terry, he's been giving Melvin vibes recently, I'd check his internet history.
by SamTheMelvinator December 03, 2023
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Nerd:I love homework

Jock:what are you, a hecking Melvin
by Notamelvin October 27, 2016
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A gay guy that is super short and annoying.
DId you see that gay short guy there

He is such a Melvin
by Gamer25 November 28, 2019
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Thug ass n***a
Watch out for those Melvins. They will fuck you up.
by Melvins and mondays April 24, 2023
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What you call someone that can't think for themselves and only cares about his own self. They often hit people for their own amusement and hurt other people, and apparently it's okay to do so if they're a Melvin. They're a bitch most of the time and whenever you stumble upon them you get the urge to beat the shit out of them, but it really isn't their fault since it's their personality to be a Melvin. They sound like a drunk cow trying to talk.
You're such a melvin
fuck you melvin, go die
by meelvinn January 26, 2023
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