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Matthias Ears

When your ears are so big people mistake you for Matthias.
Bryan: Hey, Matthias!

Joey: I’m not Matthias! I ‘m Joey!
Bryan: When did you get those Matthias ears?
by IHasPseudonym January 5, 2019
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Matthaeus

An awesome cool guy with a bangin garfield sweatshirt. Matthaeus is also a greek god.
OMG I LOVE MATTHAEUS
by stink meister May 23, 2022
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Matthieu

He's a kind of person that likes to talk on and on when he isn't funny. He also thinks that he's not french while he is. And last but not least, they are gay.
You're acting kinda matthieu
by FreezeDaB November 29, 2016
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Mattia

Mattia is one of the baddest, craziest, sweetest and prettiest girl you'll ever meet... like everrrrrr. She is so gorgeous and the bomb at make up looks. She'll have you sayin', 'That's so fetch' over every fit she wears. She can be the biggest brat sometimes but ya gotta love her, cuz she really cares at heart. If you know a Mattia, let her know how much you love her. She is big on relationships and loves to cuddle. She is average height and has a great body.
"Have you seen Mattia lately? She's lookin' so hot im gonna ask her out"
by user_000911 February 28, 2022
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Mattia Casaletto

A Mattia Casaletto is very vulnerable to diseases and infections. Their frail skin can often tear quite easily, including when defecating.
Yano fam tha kid is a proper Mattia Casaletto yano yeah ya get me? Ya get me? Do you get me?
by ILickRadiators November 19, 2019
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mattia polibio

mattia polibio is famous for violating his olive oil, licking a lollipop after his friends, and licking toilets.
he is very hot like hotter than the sun i feel bad if you see him in rl bc he will make you blind. his birthday is may 16th 2003.
bes fran: are you pregnant?
me: yes
bes fran: omg whos the dad?
me: mattia polibio
by mattiasbootycheeks October 6, 2020
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mattia scopa i gatti

sisisi
by SuperButtfucker3000 May 18, 2021
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