Marty Grossman

A stereotype for a rotund Jewish male who is extremely hairy. This man is often described as looking precisely like anti Jewish ww2 propaganda. Often with a very pointed long nose, and a background in either it, law, finance, or medicine such as podiatry. This man can speak with a mild to strong New York accent, and most likely has an average length penis with an extremely rotund girth that matches his physique. When walking this man tends to waddle, girating back and forth. This man could often be described as highly intelligent and charismatic, often weaseling his way into high level positions with his prowess, unfortunately this man looks like the human embodiment of a mole, and has the back hair to show for it.

Yo Brody you look like a total Marty Grossman.

Oyyy Veyy oh chutzpah the s&p is a total bear right now!

by Ritards Future Father October 7, 2025

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Pepe Marti

The best RedBull junior academy driver ever, fight me if you think otherwise

"Woah dude Pepe Marti is so cool"
"He obviously is"

by Aggressive Poke Bowl January 29, 2025

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Jen Marti

Jen Marti is known for being Daniel Kim's girlfriend. (who is known as Kim Dong Kyu in Korea)

Person; jen martini

by softsquirrels June 15, 2021

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Marti

A Marti is a person who is so incompetent he can't even open the door. The only thing they do is playing falstad simulator all day long.

A: "I can hold your door open"
B: "No thank you, im not a Marti

by Sensei J December 3, 2018

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Marty McFly on outta here

Marty McFly on outta here (verb phrase) - the act through which a person chooses to disassociate their time from the time of others as to not create a paradox in their own understanding of a sense of honest joy

"Heard the wing sauce wasn't that good here. Time to Marty McFly on outta here!"

by LG Himself January 28, 2022

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