A Maggot dick

A maggot dick is then your penis is so cold and freezing it’s shrivelled up so much you that when you go for a wee it’s a race to Peel it back before it’s to late -this can also hurt with it being so cold.

“I’m bursting for a piss mate”
“ go behind that tree then”
“Oh fuck sake I’ve got A Maggot dick right now quick quick peel it back before I piss everywhere and all over my pants”

by Booland March 17, 2019

netflix maggot

words used to describe people who make creative phrases like "netflix and chill"

"So, bae. Wanna kick it with me tonight?"
"No, you're such Netflix Maggot."

by edgefighter September 12, 2016

maggot farming

The process by which two uncircumcised men, immediately after enjoying anal sex, pull out prior to ejaculating and immediately begin to dock. Once docked, with engorged members covered with with feces, said participants blow their loads. The resulting product resembles freshly turned earth covered in maggots.

Last night JP asked if I would like to try maggot farming. I said "why not?" JP said "better get some wet wipes, it can be messy." I am regretting it now, as I believe I have an infection.

by Uncle Phatty June 23, 2018

Massive Maggot

A guy that gets ladies but is very spoiled and doesn’t actually care about anyone’s feelings even though they seem nice. They probably do crack.

That guy is such a Massive Maggot

by HunkyMonkey69 July 24, 2020

groin maggots

Anything in or around the groin that moves independent of the bearer, male or female.

Cindi: The bitch took her her panties off and threw them on the floor and the fuckers started to move!

Monica: groin maggots

by Drexel P Cat August 22, 2011

bank maggot

Person who fishes from the bank who has no means of ever fishing from a floating craft. They usually congregate daily in big droves where access is closest to public roads,fish hatcheries,weirs,or deadlines.Most fish caught are snagged.Found on rivers like S.Santiam.Lewis.Three Rivers ect.

(While rowing down the river) Dude, look at all them bank maggots! lets just pass this spot up, poor bastards will be standing there all day beatin' that shit to a froth.

by mattyfnb July 17, 2007

shag maggot

very, very small male member. absolute useless garbage in the pants department.

oh no! I can't believe it! he looked a right stud,I thought I was in for a right rodgering, but it turns out he's only got a shag maggot!

by gomble November 25, 2009