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maggot farming

The process by which two uncircumcised men, immediately after enjoying anal sex, pull out prior to ejaculating and immediately begin to dock. Once docked, with engorged members covered with with feces, said participants blow their loads. The resulting product resembles freshly turned earth covered in maggots.
Last night JP asked if I would like to try maggot farming. I said "why not?" JP said "better get some wet wipes, it can be messy." I am regretting it now, as I believe I have an infection.
by Uncle Phatty June 23, 2018
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netflix maggot

words used to describe people who make creative phrases like "netflix and chill"
"So, bae. Wanna kick it with me tonight?"
"No, you're such Netflix Maggot."
by edgefighter September 12, 2016
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Maggot Pie

When a group of maggots form in one spot or pile altogether.
They found the body castrated, their penis is a maggot pie now.
by Coist Munt January 6, 2023
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Acting The Maggot

Would you two stop acting the maggot and do your homework
by OmgItsBirdman2017 July 27, 2017
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A Maggot dick

A maggot dick is then your penis is so cold and freezing it’s shrivelled up so much you that when you go for a wee it’s a race to Peel it back before it’s to late -this can also hurt with it being so cold.
“I’m bursting for a piss mate”
“ go behind that tree then”
“Oh fuck sake I’ve got A Maggot dick right now quick quick peel it back before I piss everywhere and all over my pants”
by Booland March 17, 2019
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bank maggot

Person who fishes from the bank who has no means of ever fishing from a floating craft. They usually congregate daily in big droves where access is closest to public roads,fish hatcheries,weirs,or deadlines.Most fish caught are snagged.Found on rivers like S.Santiam.Lewis.Three Rivers ect.
(While rowing down the river) Dude, look at all them bank maggots! lets just pass this spot up, poor bastards will be standing there all day beatin' that shit to a froth.
by mattyfnb July 17, 2007
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shag maggot

very, very small male member. absolute useless garbage in the pants department.
oh no! I can't believe it! he looked a right stud,I thought I was in for a right rodgering, but it turns out he's only got a shag maggot!
by gomble November 25, 2009
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