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Mythical rizz

AKA majestic rizz, this is a condition that only 1 in 10,000 males possess the genetic code for. This type of rizz can be fatal if not exercised with self-control. Mythical rizz can cause women to fall in love at the snap of a finger. The special men who have mythical rizz abilities often must wear sunglasses or masks to cover their identity. When such a man does not cover himself, he has to deal with hundreds of women and even men throwing themselves at him daily.
Everyone thinks having mythical rizz is a dream come true. But for me, it's made my life a living hell. I can't walk 10 feet without a woman offering me hawk tuah. I really don't wish this upon my worst enemy.
by I Thik U Stupid December 8, 2024
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Mythical mammoth

A synonym for 'Person', 'people', or anyone specific. Essentially just 'dude'.
Person 1: "Ay bro watch this, im gonna do Insert really stupid thing!"
Person 2: "Nahh, lemme record this real quick!"
Person 3: "What do hell are you mythical mammoths doing??"
by Rubelmans January 17, 2026
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The Mythical Land of Cuntopia

The Mythical Land of Cuntopia is a dark and treacherous land where the Karens and Kens of this world are born. These Cuntopia natives are usually consumed by first-world problems.
Cary knew immediately upon speaking to Tammy that she was from the Mythical Land of Cuntopia.
by SrslyGuise January 18, 2023
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The Mythical Land of Cuntopia

The Mythical Land of Cuntopia is a dark and treacherous land where the Karens and Kens of this world are born. These Cuntopia natives are usually consumed by first-world problems.
Cary knew immediately upon speaking to Tammy that she was from the Mythical Land of Cuntopia.
by SrslyGuise January 18, 2023
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Mythiality

The act of performing sexual intercourse with a mythical creature.
Ex. Unicorn, Dragon, Pegasus, etc.
Guy 1: "That girl is hot as shit! Yo, go get with her friend so I can get her alone."

Guy 2: "No shot. Her friend is a Minotaur and I'm not into mythiality."
by Shwekasaurus January 25, 2011
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Mythiq

adjective -noun

pertaining to, of the nature of, or involving one of the greatest hackers known in the 20th century(Mythiq) believed to be involved in "hacktivism" with the group anonymous.
Yo, that hacker who broke into the network was Mythiq.
by Stealthyboi July 19, 2012
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