When you need to use the bathroom in silence, you fold three squares of toilet paper in half and hold it over you ass as you sit or stand to pee. If gas escapes, no one will hear.
She’s a bit to proper, she makes a South African butt muffler when she pees and I’ve never even heard her fart.
by Dizzy Deryn January 31, 2024
Get the South African Butt Mufflermug. The forbidden muffler
While having your anus orally pleasure you pass gas and the person doing the pleasuring inhales the gas like a bong rip and then continues to tongue punch the fart box
While having your anus orally pleasure you pass gas and the person doing the pleasuring inhales the gas like a bong rip and then continues to tongue punch the fart box
Last night after dinner Sally asked to toss my salad so I let her and accidentally made the forbidden muffler and she enjoyed it
by Abortion Sledgehammer November 18, 2021
Get the The forbidden mufflermug. A DISMALLY LUBED "CONTACT PATCH" THAT A GUYS NAIL CANNOT PENETRATE DUE TO BEING DENIED ENTRY BY THE HAG/IT -
by NAIL BANGER June 7, 2018
Get the FLUFF MUFFLERmug. When you are eating out a dump truck of an ass from behind and she lets out a gasser that blows your party in the back like a midwestern tornado.
Zach was nose deep in a heifer of a woman when she let one loose that blew his hair mud flap back like a wind sock. He knew he had received a Mullet Muffler.
by Clc see you later October 6, 2025
Get the Mullet Mufflermug. When your fully erect hog relentlessly tries to penetrate a puckered butt hole resulting in a bloody fountain of hell
There is a trail of blood leading to AJs bed room and he is in there curled up sucking his thumb. Looks like Mike gave him a real good bloody muffler this afternoon
by Gossip Gary December 7, 2018
Get the Bloody Mufflermug. Being able to inhale a large quanity of smoke (pipe, blunt, joint,or a bong) then swallows the smoke without chocking or coughing on the smoke
Person 1:Hit this shit bruh.
Person 2: (Inhales alot of weed)(Swallows and doesnt choke)
Person 1: Damn bro you have muffler lungs!!!
Person 2: (Inhales alot of weed)(Swallows and doesnt choke)
Person 1: Damn bro you have muffler lungs!!!
by ChiefDub February 28, 2016
Get the muffler lungsmug. The gayest group of men you’ve ever met. Until the clothes come off. Then suddenly everyone goes back to being hetero. Very strange
by Griz1692 April 6, 2023
Get the muffler mastersmug.