rocks with mouths

From The Jon Stewart Show, a description of particularly stupid people.

Not to be confused with "Potatoes with mouths."

Even better than "Potatoes with mouths" because potatoes can act as a conductor of electricity -- rocks just sit there.

Those people are so stupid, they are like rocks with mouths.

by D9 GM September 2, 2010

Mouth Buzz

When you eat or drink something and it tastes so good, it leaves a pleasant taste in your mouth called a mouth buzz.

1. Man, I wish I had some more of that Cabernet; it gave me the best mouth buzz.

2. I don't want to eat any eggs, I already have a great bacon mouth buzz going on.

by Beguiling01 October 24, 2011

loose mouth

Someone speaks without filters.

XQC has a loose mouth.

by XQCisstupid March 9, 2018

wine mouth

When you have been drinking a large amount of red wine and it stains the inside of your mouth. Can also mean when you have been drinking a lot of wine and you can not talk properly anymore.

I can tell you've been drinking, you have wine mouth

by blackchola July 6, 2011

Mouth Grot

The nasty taste you get in the morning when you first wake up. Usually utterly disgusting especially if you had been drinking the previous night. Culmination of the words "Gross Rot"

I shouldn't have done all those mushrooms last night, I have the most horrible mouth grot this morning.

by Intrepid Traveler December 14, 2010

mouth relief

The act of sucking a male's genitalia, usually to achieve an orgasm.

Yo trick hoe, why don't you give me some mouth relief?

by The Knowledge Wizard February 13, 2008

cave mouth

Effectively what should be 'french kissing', only one partner declines to use any tongue. Leaving the other to find theirs inside an empty void.

The girl was damn hot but when we kissed she totally gave me 'cave mouth'.

by TheWrestle December 11, 2011