Massachusetts toast is when you wake up and are greeted by a dude from Southie, wearing a Red Sox hat, holding a Dunkin’ Donuts coffee cup, tells you to go fuck yourself as he searches in vain for pictures of Tom Brady’s nudes.
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Person a:Did you hear about that serial killer from Hull, Massachusetts?
Person B:Living on a dense, overpopulated Peninsula that has no right being its own town and should be annexed by Hingham will do that to ya.
Person B:Living on a dense, overpopulated Peninsula that has no right being its own town and should be annexed by Hingham will do that to ya.
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Guy 1: Hey dude. So, what did you do last night?
Guy 2: Oh, me and my girlfriend did the Massachusetts Red Water last night.
Guy 1: Dude I heard that kind of sex was awesome.
Guy 2: Awesome, but sadistic
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Guy 1: Dude I heard that kind of sex was awesome.
Guy 2: Awesome, but sadistic
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Get the Massachusetts Skinner mug.Massachusetts, officially the Commonwealth of Massachusetts, is the 2nd largest state in New England by size and 44th in the country. It is home to both the Boston Red Sox and New England Patriots. It has several beautiful cities such as Boston, Springfield, Chicopee, and Worcester. It's official nickname is the bay state do to it's main bay, Cape Cod. It was one of the original thirteen colonies and was the 6th state to join the union in 1788. It was the 1st state to abolish slavery in 1783, followed by Connecticut the very next year in 1784. Statistically it is the smartest state in the United States. Maine used to be a part of Massachusetts but was released as a independent state in 1820. Although it saw no action during the civil war, it supplied the union with weapons, food, ammunition, and men. Massachusetts gets all four seasons, which means hot Summers and cold Winters. Basketball was invented in Springfield
Person 1: Oh you live in Massachusetts.
Person 2: Yeah it's pretty nice here.
Person 1: I wish I lived there.
Person 2: Yeah it's pretty nice here.
Person 1: I wish I lived there.
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