The Manchester College

A college for people who have achieved less than 5 GCSE's or non at all. And people screwing so badly that they have to do crappy functional skills. Holding them back more longer at this crap college.
The Manchester College is a college based in Manchester OBVIOUSLY
by Jose Khan November 03, 2015
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Manchester, New Hampshire

1. A former mill town on the Merrimack River that should have died after the fabled Amoskeag Mills, whose fabric ouput led to the city being dubbed "The "Cottonopolis of the World" in the first decades of the 20th Century, went bankrupt during the Great Depression, but somehow like a ghoulish vampire, the red-brick shithouse hangs on.

2. New England city, the largest north of Boston, that reportedly has more bars, gin mills, and licensed purveyors of strong waters, per capita, than any other city in the United States.

3. The "Queen City" of New Hampshire, which also ranks as the Marijuana Capital of New England, attracting buyers from all over, as the corrupt police force has a hand dealing and protection.

4. A cultural miasma famous for producing the McDonald's brothers, purveyors of the worst food in the world; Grace Metalious, author of the world's worst book "Peyton Place"; and Adam Sandler, the world's worst actor.

"Manchester, New Hampshire would rank as the asshole of the universe," Mr. Youch told his night class at the U.N.H. extension program, "but for one small detail."

"Wassthat?" Perk Pekins asked. I wasn't sure if Porky was leading Youch on or was just a world champion dumbass. I'd put my money on the latter.

"Wassthat?" Pekins asked again when Youch wasn't immediately forthcoming.

"Lewistown, Maine," the professor said in a stenorian tone.
by Chance Wayne April 17, 2006
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Manchester United Fan

A Manchester United Fan is the most delusional fan you'll ever meet.They'll suck Sir Alex Fergusons cock if they're given the chance to do so.They are also reminding every minute that they won a treble.
Hes Stupid He's a Manchester United Fan
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manchester united fan

An absolute fucking wanker who thinks there hard and know fuck all about football.
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manchester pipe line

same as an alasken pipe line but you dont freeze the shit in the condom. you leave it at room teperature.
caroline said "come on babe give me a manchester pipe line" then joey says "yeah why not!"
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The east Manchester academy

The east Manchester academy (aka TEMA) is a school in Manchester ‘Beswick’ also know for being rated inadequate from ofsted as it is one of the worst schools and gives children raw chicken and hard rice for dinner
OMG I heard The east Manchester academy is the worst rated school in Manchester 😬
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manchester city fan

a faggot with no absolute fucking rights and no one likes him at all
shut up u manchester city fan
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