maggot story

a blog post from bluefly girl, an amazing piece modern writing, amazing in guiding people through their lifes problems

man, you should totally read maggot story, it completely changed my life

by yuunki June 1, 2021

maggot factory

a dead animal, usually a meat-bearing animal which is high on the food chain, which has lain on the ground long enough for the flies to plant their eggs.

I hit a deer on the way from work three days ago and killed it; if nobody picked it up, it's a big maggot factory by now.

by prairie_looner June 22, 2006

Maggot Pie

When a group of maggots form in one spot or pile altogether.

They found the body castrated, their penis is a maggot pie now.

by Coist Munt January 6, 2023

Maggot Thatcher

Nickname for Margret Thatcher

Maggot Thatcher feeding off the rotten flesh of society

by Headcharge April 30, 2022

Acting The Maggot

Acting in particularly foolish manner

Would you two stop acting the maggot and do your homework

by OmgItsBirdman2017 July 27, 2017

bank maggot

Person who fishes from the bank who has no means of ever fishing from a floating craft. They usually congregate daily in big droves where access is closest to public roads,fish hatcheries,weirs,or deadlines.Most fish caught are snagged.Found on rivers like S.Santiam.Lewis.Three Rivers ect.

(While rowing down the river) Dude, look at all them bank maggots! lets just pass this spot up, poor bastards will be standing there all day beatin' that shit to a froth.

by mattyfnb July 17, 2007

shag maggot

very, very small male member. absolute useless garbage in the pants department.

oh no! I can't believe it! he looked a right stud,I thought I was in for a right rodgering, but it turns out he's only got a shag maggot!

by gomble November 25, 2009