maggot farming

The process by which two uncircumcised men, immediately after enjoying anal sex, pull out prior to ejaculating and immediately begin to dock. Once docked, with engorged members covered with with feces, said participants blow their loads. The resulting product resembles freshly turned earth covered in maggots.

Last night JP asked if I would like to try maggot farming. I said "why not?" JP said "better get some wet wipes, it can be messy." I am regretting it now, as I believe I have an infection.

by Uncle Phatty June 23, 2018

netflix maggot

words used to describe people who make creative phrases like "netflix and chill"

"So, bae. Wanna kick it with me tonight?"
"No, you're such Netflix Maggot."

by edgefighter September 12, 2016

Maggot Bombing

The act of maggot bombing is to, place trolling and extremely foul language on the pages of social media sites of organisations that support the one world government that plans to enslave the human race.

Maggot bombing - The worst most foulest shit you can come up with... let your imagination go wild... any topics welcome, just has to be extremely foul and shocking...

by WORLD INTERNAL AFFAIRS December 17, 2013

Acting The Maggot

Acting in particularly foolish manner

Would you two stop acting the maggot and do your homework

by OmgItsBirdman2017 July 27, 2017

maggot factory

a dead animal, usually a meat-bearing animal which is high on the food chain, which has lain on the ground long enough for the flies to plant their eggs.

I hit a deer on the way from work three days ago and killed it; if nobody picked it up, it's a big maggot factory by now.

by prairie_looner June 22, 2006

bank maggot

Person who fishes from the bank who has no means of ever fishing from a floating craft. They usually congregate daily in big droves where access is closest to public roads,fish hatcheries,weirs,or deadlines.Most fish caught are snagged.Found on rivers like S.Santiam.Lewis.Three Rivers ect.

(While rowing down the river) Dude, look at all them bank maggots! lets just pass this spot up, poor bastards will be standing there all day beatin' that shit to a froth.

by mattyfnb July 17, 2007

shag maggot

very, very small male member. absolute useless garbage in the pants department.

oh no! I can't believe it! he looked a right stud,I thought I was in for a right rodgering, but it turns out he's only got a shag maggot!

by gomble November 25, 2009