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Japanese Lunchbox

A Japanese Lunch Box is the act of inserting a live squid into a woman's vulva, unbeknownst to her mind you, whilst engaged in coitus. After which the male releases ejaculate within the woman, while simultaneously snorting a line of sesame seeds, then taking a shot of sake, THEN slurping the squid/semen mixture out that pussy kid.
Yo, gave that bitch a Japanese Lunchbox. She was none to pleased, to say the least. Then we got slaked.
by cunt rage March 28, 2016
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John Lanzafame
You can't be serious lunchbox, we just ate like 5 minutes ago
by Terminator May 16, 2003
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lunchbox lauren

girl that shows up to parties and steals random items that are worthless from people shes never met before.
Yo who stole my family picture? -I think it was lunchbox lauren.
by pseudonymynymynym September 23, 2009
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lunchbox

overweight person who is sloppy when (s)he eats.
cory f is a lunchbox.
nicole d is a lunchbox.
krystal k is a lunchbox.
kelly-ann g. is a lunchbox.
you are a lunchbox.
by fudda April 2, 2005
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1. A person who is tardy or late.
2. One who doesn't pay attention at an important juncture.
Hey jackass, don't be a lunch box, it's your turn to pull a train on her.
by Old Saggy Balz August 27, 2003
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pirate's lunchbox

This can also be used to denote a lunch that is completely stolen, generally for school aged children. When someone takes various items from other's lunches to compose their own lunch, their lunch is then referred to as a pirate's lunch. Pirate's lunchbox can also be used.
James goes around the back of the classroom during recess stealing other childrens food. When they get to lunch, some children might notice that they are missing items, and that James is now in possession of them. They might refer to his lunch as a Pirate's lunchbox.
by Timothy Eastman May 13, 2005
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the ugliest thing known alive. A cross between a man and a woman; a big hairy beast. see jay warren's manfriend.
hey lunchbox! Shut the fuck up, ur grossin everyone out, go back and hide in your corner!
by fag'r'u December 12, 2004
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