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Lollipop Sarcasm

Humor that transcends adult-level humor, by appearing as if it's only teen-aged-level humor; the way a gay man might express overly-misogynistic views without intent behind them; boldly joking.
Trump's "locker-room talk," was nothing more than Lollipop Sarcasm; obscene jokes he'd heard in a "private" masculine discussion, and used to male-bond with other men. The lollipop is the topic, vaginas, that most closeted men bring up to mask their homosexuality among actual heterosexuals, who often discuss vaginas.
by CIS GAY QUEER MAN August 24, 2022
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Midwest Lollipop

An alternative to I-70 or I-80 road head. The name for the act of getting suddenly blindfolded and tied up by your girlfriend in a two-star midwestern hotel off the highway; so she can whack you with a potholder, then fellate and ride your lollipop, while you lie there unable to thwart her fast food and White Claw-fueled demands.
“It was a long drive back to Colorado, but I gave him the Midwest Lollipop to break up the monotony.”

“Driving through the Midwest is tediously boring, but the GF gave me the Midwest Lollipop when we overnighted in Omaha.”

“Welcome to Iowa. Home of the Midwest Lollipop.”
by MammaCitaMeowMeow March 18, 2022
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Covid lollipop

A hypothetical lollipop containing covid that the whole world licks
Stop wearing your mask now,and lick the covid lollipop today.
by Gocian March 8, 2021
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doggy lollipop

A doggy lollipop is when you put peanut butter on your testicles and a dog licks it off
by SenorIcyHot July 9, 2011
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stealing lollipops

To exhibit a false presentation of one's character for the purpose of workplace political gain.
Buddy is the life of the office. He's stealing lollipops from everyone in the office to get the new Sr. position.
by Piddy February 2, 2006
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satan's lollipop

Satan's lollipops will give you lung cancer!
by g-unitz March 27, 2007
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lollipop licker

Someone, male or female, who enjoys giving fellatio. ie; giving oral sex to male.
That girl, she's really a really good lollipop licker.
by iammetisall September 26, 2010
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