Stoner Logic

Whenever someone makes a completely stupid comment but thinks that their comment makes alot of sense

Pam: I was walking my dog when a deer ran into me, I thought it would move out of the way and not hit me

Phil: Let's blow up this can of WD-40 and set it on fire

That's fucking Stoner Logic for ya.

by Tha_Woodmeister January 6, 2009

Alcoholic Logic

A way of thinking when one is very drunk that involves rationalizing completely STUPID things. Often resulting in idiotic stunts and poor choice of sexual partners.

Bob: Whoa Chris are you sure you wanna sleep wit her?!

Chris: Hell yea dude! She's not that bad, if she lost about 300lbs and you squinted your eye's relly hard she looks almost like Halle Berry.

Bob: You and your fucking Alcoholic Logic!

by Nik N. February 6, 2008

logic poodle

n.: circular logic, 2.: a response to an illogical statement presented as fact.

"I think people are more friendly and pleasant when the weather is bad because they have something to talk about together."
"What?! No, that is a total logic poodle. It makes no sense! People are miserable when it is nasty outside."

by lizabethsc January 26, 2010

logictify

to beat with superior logic

In a debate it's important to out logictify your opponents.

by tsquared22 January 24, 2011

Garett Logic

An illogical style of connecting unrelated ideas that can still make sense to the idea generator. This lack of logic can also be used purely for the amusement of confusing others.

"No, you can't go to the beach just because you brushed your teeth. Stop using Garett logic."

by G. Thomas July 26, 2006

logic

The idea of using simple steps to overcome obstacles, problems, situations; something a wise and intelligent person uses to avoid making things assumed or implied; knowing the correct thing over the fastest and easiest thing

Halo Forge game; March the 31st, 2013

P1: Why did you place all the spawns there? And that Coliseum Wall there?
P2: Sorry!
P1: You are stupid
P2: Bitch! Not knowing one thing does not make me stupid. You know I made it through 8 years of college.
P1: Damn. You're right. I should use logic.

P2 was very intelligent, and P1 forgot not knowing one damn thing does not make you stupid; he forgot to use logic!

by Anti-Everything You Say March 31, 2013

girl logic

logic used by girls in many occasions that totally go against common logic and the mere obvious.

"a girl tells you a time she will be someplace, add on 5-15 minutes to that=girl logic."

"a girl dresses up as a hoochie but gets pissed when guys hit on her only for the purpose to have sex=girl logic"

by k dizzzy July 7, 2006