labratorgy

The origin of the word laboratory: Once it was just called a lab. And so, a fucked up scientist decided to organize an orgy between his lab rats, a lab rat orgy. Everything was ready and one of his coworkers overhead the idea. He was a little deaf and thought he heard the word laboratory, this word was born of a simple misunderstanding of a fucked up orgy.

-hey wanna join my lab rat orgy?
-what the fuck is a laboratory
- I meant a labratorgy you idiot

by Jhon Salchichon July 25, 2017

Library

A place to hook up at night

Joey: Oh we saw you in the library, man!
Mike: Yeah bro, I was studying the anatomy of the female body

by Living meme fangirl queen January 20, 2019

liberator

A goat that frees other goats

Joeee is a great liberator I'd follow him for ever

by xecrtyuhji April 18, 2019

Library

Place where homeless people go to wash up in the bathroom and escape from the streets until ladies with godawfully tight buns shoo them away because they smell like soiled panties.

Homeless Man #1: Earl, get out of you box.
Homeless Man #2: Why? It's so cold and we're both homeless.
Homeless Man #1: We need to get baths and some refuge from this terrible cold and the library is open.
Homeless Man#2: Yeah! Let's go make it smell like ass!

by Bertny April 4, 2009

queen of the library

a camp person who lives in a library

Joe Sparks

by Fat rat June 5, 2003

Library

A place to borrow books for school and recreational reading to the average soul, but to the enlightened folk it is equivalent to hell and is where Satan lies in wait. Sometimes you can find him "shhh-ing" people as the librarian, but some librarians are just simple, innocent people like you or me.

Go to the Library!
You will spend your detention in the Library.

by Alligo Pillege February 6, 2007

crossroads library

She is such a bitch as mother fucker. She is such a dyke that eats the cooch.she acts as if she has a stick up her ass. That wendy gave her. Jen gets ass ramed by wendy the weird bitch. She yaps at everyone for talking in a whisper. Her pussy is so old that there are cobb webs and a pound of dust from never being touched. What a dumb bitch she has a fucking pony tale. And wendy she has a fucking shaved head. What a crabby bitch. She needs a cock.as soon as possible.

A dumb bitch

by straight mortimer(only on monday) February 24, 2004