lawn service

The uncomfortable and frustrating act of having to make conversation with your pot dealer instead of just paying and leaving.

Common topics include: World peace, how it's "bullshit" that weed is still illegal on a federal level, Ron Paul, Hootie & the Blowfish, how "brilliant" The Big Lebowski is, etc...

"Hey, I thought you were gonna be right back."

"Yeah, I stopped over at Manfred's for a dimebag, and had to give him lawn service for like 2 hours."

"Lawn service?"

"Yeah, it's like 'lip service', but with grass."

by lechiffrefreakout October 17, 2015

Lawn dart

When a woman lays on the edge of the bed and a man starts at the end of the hall, and gets a running head start, and as soon as he hits the bedroom doorway he jumps and arches his back while grabbing his ankles and sticks it in and finishes in one foul swoop. It is required to promptly roll over and smoke a cigarette.

The wife let me lawn dart her last night, I think I dislocated my hip.

by The lawn dart man February 22, 2019

Lawn Dart

Term used among Motocross racers and is when you crash and you get ejected landing head first, usually jamming your neck up pretty good.

*while trying to crank dirt bike after crash*
Rider 1: You ok man ? I saw you lawn dart on tha triple
Rider 2: Yeah I'm good ,how'd it look?
Rider1: Brutal

by brandNV August 7, 2017

Lawn clippings

When pot leaves or tobacco is sprinkled in with the buds as a filler

Guy 1: what the fuck is this lawn clippings?
Guy 2: what you think ungrateful ass nigga

by Want some gas? May 19, 2022

Italian lawn

An Italian lawn is a yard full of cement

Maria’s our hosing her Italian lawn down again

by Yaasfag February 5, 2020

Suburban Lawns

A late 70's to early 80's post-punk band. They only have one album (a self-titled one), but were very influential nonetheless.

Two popular songs by Suburban Lawns are Gidget Goes to Hell and Janitor.

by kurt_cobain's_slut November 13, 2018

lawn mowed

when someone performs the helicopter in a horizontal position using their ding dong to slap their partner in the face.

guy: after I shower im going to lawn mowed you so hard

girl: omg yes

by SwimmerDude3 October 28, 2020