goat-ass latte

(GAL, for short) a caffeinated beverage consisting of espresso, steamed milk, and a dab of milk froth, considered "goat ass" as the coffee bean is over-extracted or stale, reminiscent of the hind quarters of a certain four-legged creature. See also McDonald's McCafe.

Damn Gina, french kissing you sure has been ruined by that goat-ass latte I guzzled this morning.

by hellvitcachild April 8, 2010

Pumpkin Spice Latte Inflection

What unique English teachers call it when your voice goes up at the end of a sentence that wasn’t a question.

Oh, Ethan you used Pumpkin Spice Latte Inflection again. *Snickers, then Says* I would like a Large one this time.

by AD/Strength/Special Teams December 16, 2019

quad venti non-fat latte

A strong cup of coffee with lots of milk in Starbonics, the official speak of Starbucks that has no meaning in the real world and was made up by the marketing department. In the real world sizes are called small, medium and large. So this would be a pint of milk with 4 shots of espresso, which makes it a large.

Customer: "Can I have a pint of steamed milk with 4 shots of espresso?"
Barista: "You mean a quad venti non-fat latte?"
Customer: "No, a pint of steamed milk with 4 shots of espresso. Do you have shit in your ears?"
Barista: "Whatever."

by YouDon'tKnowWhoIAm? October 1, 2008

quad venti non-fat latte

A large cup of coffee flavored milk in Starbonics, the official speak of Starbucks that has no meaning in the real world and was made up by the marketing department. In the real world sizes are called small, medium and large. So this would be a pint of milk with 4 shots of espresso, which makes it a large.

Big white whale: "Can I have a pint of steamed milk with 4 shots of espresso?"
Barista: "You mean a quad venti non-fat latte?"
Big white whale: "No, a pint of steamed milk with 4 shots of espresso. Do you have shit in your ears?"
Barista: "Whatever."

by YouDon'tKnowWhoIAm? January 13, 2009

Chiki Latte Chiki Ta Chiki Chiki Chiki Ta

Found in an audio sent from on friend to 3 others . From that day one they wouldn't stop laughing about it , they kept sending the audio over and over and putting it om their status. If you say the words quickly , you sound like Ling Ling from Certified Sampson's channel

Friend : ORDER YOUR CHIKI LATTE CHIKI TA CHIKI CHIKI CHIKI TA AT STARBUCKS TODAY

by Salana July 9, 2019

Depresso latte

Instead of having a latte to wake you up and make you happy
You have a Depresso latte to make you sad and grumpy

That cunts way too happy order him a Depresso latte, that will sort the cunt out.

by Beth Putin May 24, 2022

Dutch Latte

1. The act of administering a coffee enema after anal sex.

2. The resultant fluid mixture of the above act.

"Hey Ted, you don't look so good."
"I feel awful. The guy at Starbucks gave me a Dutch Latte this morning."

by Thuzz October 10, 2017