laser dot

Something which one finds themselves drawn to pursuing, but which is unable to provide adequate fulfillment due to its inherent lack of stimulus feedback. If one claims to enjoy chasing said "laser dot," it's more likely that they enjoy the act of chasing it while imagining what might be there for them once they've obtained it. This leads to hollow goal-oriented obsession and one will find themselves chasing other lights in an effort to make up for the lack of fulfillment that chasing the laser dot leaves them with.
Analogous to cats and dogs becoming obsessed with chasing laser dots, which their lazy owners use to entertain them, and consequently becoming easily distracted by light reflections that are present on the walls of the house at random times throughout the day.

"Dude Look, what are those orange lights up there by the mountain? They're teleporting! Holy crap!"
Probably some sort of gravity-defying craft which uses a propulsion system we're not familiar with. A UFO, I guess. It doesn't really matter. It's a laser dot as far as I'm concerned.
"It just disappeared! I'm gonna see if I can find it!"

"Dude Look, what are those orange lights up there by the mountain? They're teleporting! Holy crap!"
Probably some sort of gravity-defying craft which uses a propulsion system we're not familiar with. Or a transdimensional civilization of assholes who can't help but reveal themselves as they observe us. A UFO, I guess. It doesn't really matter. They don't seem to want to interact with us at the moment. It's a laser dot as far as I'm concerned.
"It just disappeared! I'm gonna see if I can find it!"

by quietlyrioting June 29, 2015

Laserblade

A laser weapon.

Both his hands were cut off from his wrists by a laserblade, now he won't have to commit suicide.

by Solid Mantis April 25, 2017

laser balls

When your balls are so radiated with red light that anyone can see those shiny testicles through your pants, underwear or penis.

"Yo, you gotta get that checked out. Why are you yourself decorated for Christmas with those red lights?"
"Well, I got laser balls."

by Xexdeh December 31, 2019

Laser Dyke

When you are rapidly attacked, or rapidly attack, without warning, either physically or verbally.

I was out playing golf when I almost got laser dyked by my brothers airborne golf club

by BigDiesel69 April 29, 2022

Laserboy

A type of boy who is interested in sci-fi and is bad at video games. Typically canadian.

Look at Aiden over there, probably a laserboy.

by SonicElectro April 20, 2023

LaSteroid Daddy Hack IV

The greatest baseball player of all time at 12 years old. He has a sad, incurable disease where anytime he makes contact with the the ball it’s a 450 foot swamp donkey. He broke the home run record 18 games into his rookie season.

Holy sh**, LaSteroid Daddy Hack IV just won his 4th world series ring at 12 years old

by lightsout1742 October 30, 2023

The Lakner

The Lakner is believed to be an ancient creature that takes the form of a human being or vice versa. Dating back to 900 B.C. there has been evidence of a creature approximately 15 feet tall with Blue/Gray fur, and has a human like stature. He has very long strong arms with two four fingered hands. Each finger has 4 inch claws that can cut through almost any known solid matter. His legs are very long and may be his most powerful asset, capable of reaching speeds upwards 85 mph and jumping up to 40 feet in the air and crossing a distance of 300 yards with a single leap. Crossing the path of the Lakner is almost always fatal. It is believed by historians and biblical scholars that the Lakner was the one that ate apple off of The Tree of Knowledge. There is no known way to kill or destroy the Lakner. There have been numerous sightings of the Lakner, the most recent was back in 2011 when a truck driver reported that he saw a creature between 10 feet and 15 feet tall with dark fur and glowing yellow eyes. It was said that the creature was chasing down a white sedan and then apparently leaped onto the vehicle, punched a hole in the roof and then proceeded to decapitate the passenger. The vehicle then drove into a ditch. When authorities arrived they found the car completely destroyed, with claw and bite marks all over the body and interior of the car, but the most disturbing thing they found was the that the bodies in the vehicle were completely torn to shreds.

"Holy fucking shit that wasn't a werewolf, that was a Lakner!"

"Sweet mother of Billy Mayes that thing killed Jimmy, I think it was the Lakner!"

"I can't believe I'm being mauled by a Lakner, I mean really what are the odds?"

by PapaXray October 11, 2012