B-Lard

When you smack your homies butt and jam your fingers in the crack unexpectedly.
Yo I got in trouble for giving Robert the B-lard in PE class today
by Flying avocado0712 October 07, 2021
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LARD$ BITCHES

the hottest, funniest, sexiest friend group ever lol. they all have big booties
“Yo did you see LARD$ BITCHRS tonight, they look fine as hell

“LARD$ BITCHES are here, the party has begun”
by fluffycupcake January 02, 2021
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lard on the zero turn

when you try to have a conversation with a hamster driving his zero turn lawn mower and he ignores you and just keeps driving.
"buds over there being lard on the zero turn"
by urbanshburban May 31, 2022
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lazy lard

No life fat lazy bastard who can't be arsed with anything.
by dynamite blowfish March 01, 2014
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Gay Lard

A sea lard (from the show Adventure the time) that is gay.
by TheDiabetes March 12, 2018
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Lard eyes

A loving name for your sibling
by Swagnar170 February 26, 2024
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lard boy

u r lard boy
by a lard boy August 18, 2023
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