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laps

Definition: said by a man when he needs to go take a piss

Background: men like to do laps round the toilet for no reason
ah I gotta go do some laps
by bubkrer April 15, 2005
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lapush

black chinese man who has bad grades at romanian
lapush este prost
by CerealKiller854 March 21, 2023
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lapussy

Person1: wow Lebron is pretty good at basketball

Person2: he’s also good with his LaPussy

Person1: whaaaaat
by Jankybaby August 6, 2024
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LaPusso alternative

The only choice you get in some situations, and you just comply with it as you're too cowardly to stand up for your needs. Named after Anthony LaPusso, the entitled, privileged son-brat of Daniel and Amanda LaRusso. He has been raised with plenty of video games around him. His dad, Daniel, wrote him blank checks every time and gave him a Miyagi-do Karate Gi even though he didn't want to "wax on" and "wax off." His mom, Amanda, and sis, Samantha, drive him everywhere. Anthony doesn't really need to take adult responsibilities as his family would always be looking out for him.

That's why, when there's a tough and unpredictable situation, instead of battling it out, Anthony goes for the LaPusso Alternative and just takes whatever is being offered because he's too scared of antagonizing his parents, who might write him off the family inheritance and any trust funds. He's also scared of the school principal and other authority figures.

In a way, the LaPusso Alternative is actually a good choice when you have too much to lose because of owning responsibilities for your actions. After all, when everything is served to you on a platter, only a fool would choose the harder path in life.
Carjacker: "Give me all your money. kid. And the car!"
Victim: "All right, man. Don't kill me please. Listen you can take the car, and you can keep my wallet. But can you just spare me $10 so I can take the bus home."
Carjacker: "Nopes. you don't get anything. Tell you what? You can walk all the way home. Be thankful I spared your life, and you're not going to wake up in a hospital. "
Victim: "OK man. there's always the LaPusso alternative. Keep my car, and my wallet. I will walk all the way home."
Carjacker: "Fuck off, LaPusso."
by Third World Sam December 10, 2024
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Lapse Potential

The amount of time a game (mainly a video game) can be played before you get bored and stop playing it.
Bill-Oh man dude I played CoD6 from 11 pm to 7 am the day after it came out.. what a fun game it was!

Jeff-Yeah, too bad the lapse potential now is about 10 minutes because you're basically doing the same boring shit over and over again for no reason while playing with a bunch of 10 year olds talking in high voices..
by Aristotles59 January 24, 2010
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laposuction

the medical term for getting that annoying stripper off your lap
the woman wouldnt leave. had to go to hospitol for laposuction
by clam man August 8, 2010
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Lausanne Fondue

n. Sexual act in which the dominant male projects copious quantities of cheesy, mucilaginous ejaculate for ingestion by the submissive female. Bread optional.

N.B. For the tradition of naming sexual acts after a place, c.f. Cleveland Steamer, Boston Pancake.
Last night, I had sex. It was nice! She was from Gambia! I gave her Lausanne Fondue - she liked!
by Lausanne_Fondue August 7, 2011
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