Definition: said by a man when he needs to go take a piss
Background: men like to do laps round the toilet for no reason
Background: men like to do laps round the toilet for no reason
ah I gotta go do some laps
by bubkrer April 15, 2005
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Person1: wow Lebron is pretty good at basketball
Person2: he’s also good with his LaPussy
Person1: whaaaaat
Person2: he’s also good with his LaPussy
Person1: whaaaaat
by Jankybaby August 6, 2024
Get the lapussy mug.The only choice you get in some situations, and you just comply with it as you're too cowardly to stand up for your needs. Named after Anthony LaPusso, the entitled, privileged son-brat of Daniel and Amanda LaRusso. He has been raised with plenty of video games around him. His dad, Daniel, wrote him blank checks every time and gave him a Miyagi-do Karate Gi even though he didn't want to "wax on" and "wax off." His mom, Amanda, and sis, Samantha, drive him everywhere. Anthony doesn't really need to take adult responsibilities as his family would always be looking out for him.
That's why, when there's a tough and unpredictable situation, instead of battling it out, Anthony goes for the LaPusso Alternative and just takes whatever is being offered because he's too scared of antagonizing his parents, who might write him off the family inheritance and any trust funds. He's also scared of the school principal and other authority figures.
In a way, the LaPusso Alternative is actually a good choice when you have too much to lose because of owning responsibilities for your actions. After all, when everything is served to you on a platter, only a fool would choose the harder path in life.
That's why, when there's a tough and unpredictable situation, instead of battling it out, Anthony goes for the LaPusso Alternative and just takes whatever is being offered because he's too scared of antagonizing his parents, who might write him off the family inheritance and any trust funds. He's also scared of the school principal and other authority figures.
In a way, the LaPusso Alternative is actually a good choice when you have too much to lose because of owning responsibilities for your actions. After all, when everything is served to you on a platter, only a fool would choose the harder path in life.
Carjacker: "Give me all your money. kid. And the car!"
Victim: "All right, man. Don't kill me please. Listen you can take the car, and you can keep my wallet. But can you just spare me $10 so I can take the bus home."
Carjacker: "Nopes. you don't get anything. Tell you what? You can walk all the way home. Be thankful I spared your life, and you're not going to wake up in a hospital. "
Victim: "OK man. there's always the LaPusso alternative. Keep my car, and my wallet. I will walk all the way home."
Carjacker: "Fuck off, LaPusso."
Victim: "All right, man. Don't kill me please. Listen you can take the car, and you can keep my wallet. But can you just spare me $10 so I can take the bus home."
Carjacker: "Nopes. you don't get anything. Tell you what? You can walk all the way home. Be thankful I spared your life, and you're not going to wake up in a hospital. "
Victim: "OK man. there's always the LaPusso alternative. Keep my car, and my wallet. I will walk all the way home."
Carjacker: "Fuck off, LaPusso."
by Third World Sam December 10, 2024
Get the LaPusso alternative mug.The amount of time a game (mainly a video game) can be played before you get bored and stop playing it.
Bill-Oh man dude I played CoD6 from 11 pm to 7 am the day after it came out.. what a fun game it was!
Jeff-Yeah, too bad the lapse potential now is about 10 minutes because you're basically doing the same boring shit over and over again for no reason while playing with a bunch of 10 year olds talking in high voices..
Jeff-Yeah, too bad the lapse potential now is about 10 minutes because you're basically doing the same boring shit over and over again for no reason while playing with a bunch of 10 year olds talking in high voices..
by Aristotles59 January 24, 2010
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Get the laposuction mug.n. Sexual act in which the dominant male projects copious quantities of cheesy, mucilaginous ejaculate for ingestion by the submissive female. Bread optional.
N.B. For the tradition of naming sexual acts after a place, c.f. Cleveland Steamer, Boston Pancake.
N.B. For the tradition of naming sexual acts after a place, c.f. Cleveland Steamer, Boston Pancake.
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