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laptop

pc is better than laptop
by there're August 7, 2020
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laptop

a place where boomers complain about drugs and robots taking over
the fuckin laptop is about to explode!!!!
by ..whr May 1, 2024
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Laptop

Wow that must be a laptop it suck at gaming
by What thr May 5, 2020
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laptop pause

The laptop pause is when you are going to turn on your laptop in a public place and hesitate to remember whether you left anything embarrassing open last night.
I had to buy a second computer for work only so I wouldn't have to do the laptop pause.
by intended pun May 31, 2018
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Laptop

A laptop is a portable computer that cant manage to get 60+ fps without you spending around 900$ dollars into it.
"Hello lady, would you like to buy a laptop, here we have an amazing model; 4 gigs of ram, intel pentium, integrated graphics and 1tb of storage"
by LagMage May 6, 2021
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Golden Laptop

The golden laptop refers to Jaden Reid's laptop being spray-painted in gold, and then the participants that are painting trace their dongs onto the laptop. They hide under the table until Reid sits down, then the participants jump out and skull fuck him until he has a phobia of laptops and the colour gold.
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