Lachlan Pain

A person who sucks such enormous amounts of cock. They try to shorten there name to “Lachie” because they have such a small penis.

Hey do you know Lachlan Pain?
“Yeah he’s such a gay fag”

by LARGE COCK LARRY November 23, 2021

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Lachlan worsley

To put it simply huge cock, however if you encounter the shiny varient of this dick head he may ask you to play roblox becuase he is going to grow up to be a pedophile.

hey its Lachlan worsley! oh but he's playing roblox 1944 RP

by mrjackballs June 4, 2023

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Lachlan cook is the most hottest guy in his whole school and he has the most beautiful girlfriend. his eyes are so mesmerising thing you will ever see and you will catch yourself getting lost in them. His smile will always brighten up your day and if you are friends with him consider yourself lucky.

"Hes so hot."

"Oh that's Lachlan Cook."
'I'm gonna get his number."

by jtdghcvgbhdsdfyhgfdx June 7, 2023

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Lachlan

The dumbest person alive who sucks at all games and is a sgt.

Lachlan sucks at shooting.

by Calex123 June 28, 2023

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Lachlan

Lachlan is normally a guy who loves cats, especially ragdoll cats with green eyes. He has tiktok music taste, even though he listens to awesome artists such as Brent Faiyaz, The Weeknd, Shilo Dynasty, and Frank Ocean. Lachlans may describe themselves as amazing, talented, smart, helpful, funny yet stupid, but overall a great person. He calls other people "fake friends", although they've only talked for 13 days. He also plays video games like Roblox, Valorant, and he used to play Fortnite and owns Fortnite merch from his Fortnite days. It's likely that Lachlans usually only play one sport, namely volleyball.

Have you ever met Lachlan?
Yeah he called me a fake friend even though we've only talked for 13 days 💀
oh wow he's pulling a Lachlan

by k14rvk4 March 7, 2023

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