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goat-ass latte

(GAL, for short) a caffeinated beverage consisting of espresso, steamed milk, and a dab of milk froth, considered "goat ass" as the coffee bean is over-extracted or stale, reminiscent of the hind quarters of a certain four-legged creature. See also McDonald's McCafe.
Damn Gina, french kissing you sure has been ruined by that goat-ass latte I guzzled this morning.
by hellvitcachild April 8, 2010
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Pumpkin Spice Latte Inflection

What unique English teachers call it when your voice goes up at the end of a sentence that wasn’t a question.
Oh, Ethan you used Pumpkin Spice Latte Inflection again. *Snickers, then Says* I would like a Large one this time.
by AD/Strength/Special Teams December 16, 2019
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quad venti non-fat latte

A strong cup of coffee with lots of milk in Starbonics, the official speak of Starbucks that has no meaning in the real world and was made up by the marketing department. In the real world sizes are called small, medium and large. So this would be a pint of milk with 4 shots of espresso, which makes it a large.
Customer: "Can I have a pint of steamed milk with 4 shots of espresso?"
Barista: "You mean a quad venti non-fat latte?"
Customer: "No, a pint of steamed milk with 4 shots of espresso. Do you have shit in your ears?"
Barista: "Whatever."
by YouDon'tKnowWhoIAm? October 1, 2008
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quad venti non-fat latte

A large cup of coffee flavored milk in Starbonics, the official speak of Starbucks that has no meaning in the real world and was made up by the marketing department. In the real world sizes are called small, medium and large. So this would be a pint of milk with 4 shots of espresso, which makes it a large.
Big white whale: "Can I have a pint of steamed milk with 4 shots of espresso?"
Barista: "You mean a quad venti non-fat latte?"
Big white whale: "No, a pint of steamed milk with 4 shots of espresso. Do you have shit in your ears?"
Barista: "Whatever."
by YouDon'tKnowWhoIAm? January 13, 2009
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Found in an audio sent from on friend to 3 others . From that day one they wouldn't stop laughing about it , they kept sending the audio over and over and putting it om their status. If you say the words quickly , you sound like Ling Ling from Certified Sampson's channel
Friend : ORDER YOUR CHIKI LATTE CHIKI TA CHIKI CHIKI CHIKI TA AT STARBUCKS TODAY
by Salana July 9, 2019
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Penis latte

It is a type of coffee that is made a very specific way, first you would make the coffee mix as normal then, add milk or hot water (which ever you do first) once the milk or water is in, stir it thoroughly with your penis, then add the other liquid you never added first and finish it off with a fat nut into the latte to give it that look so fine and frothy. And that is the penis latte
Customer: "excuse me, waiter, may I please get a penis latte with French toast"
Waiter:"yes sir, anything else for your order"
Customer : "might you give it a little extra tug for that finishing jizz"
Waiter : "yes sir"
Customer : "this is a fine penis latte, I love the frothy-ness from the tugged jizz"
by Mysticfox7521 May 12, 2019
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Latte

“I didn’t buy anything because starbucks funds genocide, but I did get a latte !”
by Free free Palestine April 19, 2024
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