Kite Runner Scenario

A situation in which a friend hides in fear while another friend is, either figuratively or literally, backed into a corner and butt-raped by Middle Easterners. The term refers to the memorable conflict from the novel "The Kite Runner" by Khaled Hosseini.

(In Gears of War 3) "Ben, where the hell were you?! I was shooting one of the berserkers with a scorcher, and then the second berserker came in and wrecked my shit while you were hiding! Stop putting me in Kite Runner Scenarios!"

"Way to go, man. You know that you ate Chris's sandwich but when he asked about it, you made it into a total Kite Runner Scenario.

by CommanderPoopyPants October 12, 2011

English Double cheek slap (Irish Kite Flying)

Its a sex act to where you blow in to a women's vagina (assuming they have big droopy vagina lips) real hard, with your face crammed as deep as you can get it, and the lips slap your cheeks or face silly.

droopy nasty vag lips on a women, open her up smash your face into her hole and make it as air tight as possible and blow. Watch the lips vibrate and flap in the wind. Other Words known as English Double cheek slap (Irish Kite Flying)

by Justus Alexander Freiherr September 9, 2011

Higher than a kite

(adjectival phrase) the state many would-be lexicographers find themselves in when they decide to try their hand at writing Urabn Dictionary defintions.

Let's get higher than a kite and submit some entries for Urban Dictionary.

by JoeblowBsAs December 16, 2012

flying a kite

To be high on drugs, especially ecstasy or other psychedelic drugs.

Oh my God, this song makes me feel like I'm flying a kite!

by xxxx____sss August 4, 2009

Kaite

- Alternitive for bitch

- A woman who calls all the other girls a bitch until she gets to you and then plays nice but then calls you ugly cause she only care about money.

Stop being such a Kaite

by IamGrognak May 14, 2020

kriegar

To take all of. Share nothing.

Man that fag really Kriegar'd up that l00t.

by Jakarta November 6, 2003

krater

Inserting anything of fist size or larger into the anal and then taking it out. The remaining gap is the krater.

jaquim likes to get kraters.

by Gustavo Ramirez October 3, 2006