swallow a knife

Something you say to someone who you are really pissed off at. Very cruel but still hilarious.

Mean kid: Hey Billy! Give me your lunch money.
Billy:Go swallow a knife, faggot.

by rawrarwrarw January 19, 2007

kite cooch

a chick is so loose that her cooch catches the wind.

danielle james has a kite cooch

by gary laslo October 13, 2003

shit on my dick or blood on my knife

what one inmate tells another when he wants some action. the inmate either chooses sodomy or murder

Yo punk ass beesh, shit on my dick or blood on my knife!

by aaron January 23, 2005

K'nite

A lock that can't be opened.

I'll have to pay five dollars on account of my k'nite

by NintenJoe April 6, 2009

knifesexual

Knifesexual (n)

1. sexual attraction to knives or sharp objects, particularly blood stained
2. someone who uses knives in a sexual manner or to sexually pleasure themselves

Did you see albert's knife collection? He's knifesexual.

by DeathStrokeXXX July 2, 2018

Keitels

"Keitels" states as People who have "Keitel" in their name, accosiated with the discord server "The Authority", founded by a discord user by the name of "Wilhelm Keitel", for example: Razor Keitel, Tapo Hans Keitel, Red Keitel, Marie Keitel etcetera.
Most of them have the Gothic Font used in their usernames.

Jovian: Why do they all have the word "Keitel" in their name?

Wilhelm Keitel, Founder of the Authority: Oh they're just accosiated with me.
Erwin: Buncha god damn Keitels...

by Jovian123 January 13, 2021

Lewisham Kite

A discarded plastic bag floating beautifully through the air, like a child's kite. Named after the poverty stricken area in South London, England, where the phenomenon often occurs

"Man is that a bird, or a plane?"
"Nah bruv, that's just a Lewisham Kite."

by Loaded Jeff January 5, 2009