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A date with Kimberly Clark

A euphemism for masturbation.

Kimberly Clark is the manufacturer of Kleenex, a rather-disposable tissue brand which makes a pleasurable cum rag.

Except in Canada.

Spending the night with Kimberly Clark is therefore equivalent to spending the night with Rosie Palm. Or Palmela Handerson. Or doing the five-finger shuffle.
You want a date with Kimberly Clark?

No, no, no... in Soviet Canuckistan, Kleenex discard YOU!!
by bitchuck September 9, 2024
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Kimberly

"Kimberly is black"

"I know"
by Sunny352467 November 20, 2023
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Kimberly

She is the definition of an alpha. I would describe them as a god because of there retina-burning beauty and kindness. She immediately solos everyone. W person frfr. They definitely aren't an omega and whoever says that doesn't know what they are talking about. They probably an omega themselves. She also reads peak fiction so go to them with recommendations.
Kimberly is amazing.
by gokudoesntsoloanyonetf August 6, 2022
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Kimberly

A very nice person that will technically give you almost anything and probably is addicted to talkies. And also probably Hispanic but this person can be very sweet and will share
Hey I fucked kimberly
by Abcumlla September 18, 2021
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Kimberly

an ugly girl who has a bitchy attitude. she thinks she's so smart but she not .Her mom picks out her outfits and she has an ugly birthmark. she sucks in every subject, and she is desperate for dick. Even her crush thinks she's fucking ugly and prick , and a asshole.she have a 36dd bra but her body is built like a water jug. She wear ugly glasses and wear sketcher shoes ,the princess kind, . If you friends with a girl name Kimberly then I pity you. Also she's Mexican
Girl:Do you know that girl name Kimberly:
Boy: Yes, she an ugly slut
Girl: I know right
by r4tiweqeq; December 2, 2019
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Kimberly

“Kimberly” a girl who is “really nice” and will chase you and kill you if you mess with her.She is one crazy mf that will do anything to kill you.Kimberly also known as kim.
Kimberly will kill someone if she sees this.👀
by Kevin likes Kimberly November 23, 2021
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Kimberly bronner

Kimberly is a pretty,thick,intelligent lil girl who smart and loves abusing the fuck of her boyfriend and her friend she is also a motherfucker to not play with she likes crashouting for fun and loves beating on anybody who plays with her(pause).
there goes Kimberly thick ass
hey is that Kimberly bronner(proceeds to slam after saying it)
by 🤷🏽 March 21, 2025
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