Smashing The Keyboard

When a partner has little to no idea as to how to orally pleasure a woman, therefore they poke, prod, and penetrate the vagina with their tongue with extreme force . Also the #1 cause of breakups.

Ashley woke up in extreme pain from Tyler smashing the keyboard last night. She took a mental note to not let his face near her genitalia again.

by EternalEmailingSystem January 14, 2021

my cat stepped on my keyboard

when you do something cringey, but you don't have a good excuse, so you do the only thing that'll save you.

Person 1: I like you
Person 2: lol u ugly
person 1: my cat stepped on my keyboard, sorry

Person 1: I like you
Person 2: lol u ugly
person 1: my cat stepped on my keyboard, sorry

by Mirukal October 17, 2020

keyboard terrorist

is an increased form of keyboard warrior that is applied to videos on youtube

1. a permanent troll that tries to bother the author or semi(vice) author of the video, usually tries to insult him and is considered as a rebel(against government), this kind of trolls attack the author several hours but at the end they respect the occupant and back off

2. these trolls are often considered as spamming lice

3. this information refers to the case of jack jackson's fight against trolls on a videos that he occupies

i win, u lose, trolls

keyboard terrorist 's are jack jackson's lice of his pubic hair

by anti keyboard warrior May 22, 2010

keyboardem

when one becomes so ridiculously bored on the computer, he/she must resort to making up random words on dictionary sites

After two hours on eharmony and another hour on facebook, Jim's keyboardem set in.

by Viperman69 December 1, 2010

phantom keyboard

whenever you sit at the computer and you know the keyboard is gone, yet you still reach for it.

my mom hid the keyboard from me and all day i had phantom keyboard

by kitty-ana September 26, 2007

Portuguese Keyboard

The act of shoving one's keyboard into his or her rectum through a 7 year process of pain and misery. Once done it is required to walk around for ten minutes after incersion. Then you are able to remove each key one by one until your rectum has been cleared.

Vince just finished his Portuguese Keyboard last week. It was crazy!

by portugallover696969 October 6, 2012

keyboard cheese

The manky stuff that builds up on keyboard letters and in the keyboard over a period of time, especially in schools/colleges where 200 odd dirty fingered teens use them each day.

Teen 1: Dude, look at this keyboard cheesizzle, bitchin
Teen 2: Man, thats ill, no diggity?

by Laurie March 10, 2005