A scavenger hunt style game in which the players all put on blindfolds, loose ear-plugs, and strip down to their underwear and walk around the play area (home, office, school, etc.) Looking for certain items (these items are selected prior to the game starting). But the contestants are only allowed to touch things with their chest, crotch, gooch , and ass. All players must not talk to each other in words, If two or more players are on a team, they are unable to talk, they must mumble incoherent garble to each other. When one of the players thinks they have found something, they are allowed to pick it up and raise their blindfold to look at it. The game ends when all the items are found.
"Cassandra keeps beating me at The Dirty Hellen Keller! I guess she just has a more sensitive gooch than I do" "Hey boss, would you like to come over and join us for a good old Dirty Hellen? I promise this time I'll be a better team player! I've gotten better at incoherent speech"
by TheDongDiddler March 18, 2016
Taking a shit in pitch black darkness because you've been at it so long that the motion sensor lights went off.
I was playing words with friends for so long on the john that I ended up taking a 20 minute Helen Keller Deuce.
by Overtheline89 November 14, 2014
When one plays ignorant to a situation or accusation of their doing, the accused uses one or more of the following excuses:
1: I didn't say that
2: I didn't hear that
3: I didn't see that
1: I didn't say that
2: I didn't hear that
3: I didn't see that
"Man, that fucker burned me and didn't answer my calls, texts, or emails. He was using the Helen Keller Defense."
"Honey, the lights were off, I swear it was you!! I'm pleading the Helen Keller Defense."
"Honey, the lights were off, I swear it was you!! I'm pleading the Helen Keller Defense."
by Kyndbudz January 27, 2010
The act in which as you are about to cum, you skeet in the girls ears and eyes that way it makes her temporarily deaf and blind. Then you do whatever you want to her.
I gave this girl the helen keller and then i shit on her pillow and left, she had no clue what was going on because she cou8ldnt hear me or see me.
by 2nd period pandora class May 18, 2010
Your girlfriend is Helen Keller Ugly
by omguglyhelen March 29, 2010
a sightly better version of mack but they still gor some retarded ass kids. The teachers are still wack asf and its mostly filled with some beaner ass kids. The black kids are fuckin stupid and the white kids are ghetto asf. The six graders are all fuckin stupid they are hardcore firtnite fanbois. The eighth graders think they are the shit but they pretty stupid. The seventh the only Ko0L kiDz oN tHë B10ćk.
by GuyBeingADude January 10, 2019
by boomshockalocka January 11, 2009