A date with Kimberly Clark

A euphemism for masturbation.

Kimberly Clark is the manufacturer of Kleenex, a rather-disposable tissue brand which makes a pleasurable cum rag.

Except in Canada.

Spending the night with Kimberly Clark is therefore equivalent to spending the night with Rosie Palm. Or Palmela Handerson. Or doing the five-finger shuffle.

You want a date with Kimberly Clark?

No, no, no... in Soviet Canuckistan, Kleenex discard YOU!!

by bitchuck September 10, 2024

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Kimberly x Shane

n. Best couple/ship in the world, meant for each other.

Those two are like the Kimberly x Shane of our school because they look so cute with each other.

by bigbellyboi March 02, 2020

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Kimberly Ann

The girl whose quite silent when she needs space. She is crazy but only few knows. She loves to read and to get close with people who has the same vibe she has. She is the beautiful girl whose ideal by man.

Kimberly Ann is unique and humble, I love her

by Clenteuz May 15, 2022

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Kimberly Lopez

A hopeless romantic girl who's def a friendly and nice person. She's the realest out there, HELL YEAH! She's very charismatic, a bruh girl, and she's very forward w/ anything. SHE'S HELLA SMART LIKE GENUIS SMART AND SHE'S HARD TO PERSUADE!! Can also be a mom friend!
Her music taste is ☆*: . . WOW . .:*☆ !!
Def a friend you should have like no joke AND DON'T LOSE HER AT ALL!! (Don't break her heart)
(she will use emoticons)

"Hey do you know Kimberly Lopez?"
"I do!!! She's my Best Friend I love her so much, and she can be like my mom, but I love her <3!"

by lin_ December 04, 2023

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