packet kiddie

A hacker that uses hacked boxes to packet other people.

That packet kiddie took my shell offline.

by bysin December 15, 2003

Kiddy Fiddler

Joe Biden

"Joe Biden is a dementia ridden hair sniffing, bum sniffing, kiddy fiddler who is incoherent and can't answer simple questions during interviews or form a logical statement.

by UltimateDoge January 10, 2021

packet kiddie

harsh slang term for someone with enough bandwidth to fry your modem.

Term not to use when dealing with a guy like Rain with a botnet with more bots than your state has people. Basically he will make you cry.

by eGod March 6, 2003

killer kiddies

A child under the age of 12 who eats children in their sleep.

6 year old Danny says "Mommy check my closet for fother muckin killer kiddies! Yesterday Manny lost his middle leg!"

by John Dopafine April 14, 2007

kiddie cocaine

a female, of younger age usually around 8th or 9th grade who brags about her drug usage even though she doesn't even know how to use the drug. thus being name d'kiddie cocaine' in a sarcastic manner.

Girl #1: ''Omg, look at Laura. She is such a poser.''

Girl #2: ''No, she is one hardcore kiddie cocaine.''

by paris.is.kewl. January 15, 2009

Kiddy Kong

Kiddy Kong is a member of the Kong Family (see Donkey Kong), and first introduced in Donkey Kong Country 3. His strange design (feet! Inconsistent size!) alienated many fans and led to the death of the "Country"-Series for 14 years. Luckily, it was the last appearance of Kiddy Kong, aside for an insignificant cameo as part of a spirit in Super Smash Brothers Ultimate.

Gus: Man, remember when Funky threw Kiddy Kong away at the start of DKC3?
Fred: He had the right instincts.

by BoosOnSecond April 30, 2020

kiddy beaster

A amn/women who likes kids in a sexual manner

I fuckin hate kiddy beasters

by D J October 29, 2003