Josiahs are great people. They tend to do well in anything they put their mind to, especially band related activities. They get decently good grades and occasionally slack off, but once they're reminded to lock in, their grades will go up. With the right motivation they can achieve anything. They tend to be kind and caring, and are gentle at their core. However some things they say may surprise you. They act very differently compared to who they are talking to. Their humor is very unpredictable but you'll still get a good laugh with them. They tend to also be very tall but aren't typically intimidating. They are very loyal, and it's partially because they tend to be awkward around women. They tend to befriend a variety of people and aren't afraid to do something funny to get a good laugh. They are very determined and will undergo a lot for people they care about. They may not be the smartest in life, but are smart in random subjects. They will goof off a lot of the time, but will sober up when needed. They tend to also be history nerds, and occasionally math nerds. If you meet a Josiah, he might just be the one.
"No Josiah, you cannot put metal in the microwave."
by Ray Sterling September 16, 2024
Get the Josiahmug. Josiah are great. They will always be there to talk to you, even if it’s simple responses. Josiahs have a tendency to make up new words unknown to man and always have a funny response to cheer you up. They usually have black or brown hair and dark eyebrows, they like to wear simple clothing. Josiahs often have the best voice out of the group, such voice is like a quiet stream trickling through a forest. If you find a Josiah, they are kind and gentle humans, never take advantage of them.
by honeyshortcake November 30, 2022
Get the Josiahmug. He is the definition of an ALPHA MALE. This guy is the best person to be around, all the girls will fall onto him for anything. He has body guards wherever he goes, and his most attractive quality is his amazing lucious man bun. Rumour has it that he gets laid every 5 hours with beautiful supermodels from all around the world. His best friends can never get into a relationship because they all just end up wanting to get closer to Josiah. Josiah is not only the most mega super ultra alpha male on the planet, but he is very very funny and likes cutting bananas and making art. He also is amazingly good in the kitchen, and can make waffles covered in strawberry syrup with the side of beans and cereal in 2 minutes. Their origins are usually from the exotic Easter Islands, Christmas Island, Hawaii, and sometimes one of the Carolinas (probably north) if they're a little beta male. When you play bedwars with him, please don't let him rush he will fall in the void trying to jump bridge, all he's useful for his putting a wood bed defense.
by SpicyBoisandGrls November 3, 2020
Get the Josiah Palaciosmug. 
A YOUTUBE PEDOPHILE AND ANIMAL FUCKING CREEP (PEOPLE HIDE YOUR DOGS AND KIDS WHEN HES AROUND)
SHOUT OUT TO MY FAVORITE TUBER SOMEORDINARYGAMERS FOR SHEDDING LIGHT ON THIS SMELLY PEDOPHILE CUNT
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by D4NKW3B 3XPL0R3ER July 30, 2023
Get the Josiah mizukamimug. by YeezyFan August 13, 2021
Get the Josiahmug. Josiah is a tall hot guy who is the Greatest of All Time Basketball player. He is sweet, funny, loving, trustworthy and a friend to talk to in your lowest. He is loyal to his Queen and will never cheat even if the answer keys are in front of him. Mature in relationship and a multi talented person. In conlusion he is the epitome of a “Man”.
Random Person: Bruh I want to be a Josiah
Random Person: Hey that guy that you just talk to right now must be a Josiah cuz He’s so PERFECT!!!!
Random Person: Hey that guy that you just talk to right now must be a Josiah cuz He’s so PERFECT!!!!
by Mambabanat November 23, 2021
Get the Josiahmug.