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by yes1122 April 7, 2022
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by CornyCobber April 18, 2022
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by j2gokrazxy February 2, 2021
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by anonymous March 22, 2021
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John- “damn bro, i just saw Josiah D Proffit take your mom home last night from the bar”
Dave- “yeah bro, it’s just a regular thing now i just get used to it. don’t think your mom isn’t there too”
Dave- “yeah bro, it’s just a regular thing now i just get used to it. don’t think your mom isn’t there too”
by mr.caseYHS May 18, 2021
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Get the Josiah mug.Josiahs are great people. They tend to do well in anything they put their mind to, especially band related activities. They get decently good grades and occasionally slack off, but once they're reminded to lock in, their grades will go up. With the right motivation they can achieve anything. They tend to be kind and caring, and are gentle at their core. However some things they say may surprise you. They act very differently compared to who they are talking to. Their humor is very unpredictable but you'll still get a good laugh with them. They tend to also be very tall but aren't typically intimidating. They are very loyal, and it's partially because they tend to be awkward around women. They tend to befriend a variety of people and aren't afraid to do something funny to get a good laugh. They are very determined and will undergo a lot for people they care about. They may not be the smartest in life, but are smart in random subjects. They will goof off a lot of the time, but will sober up when needed. They tend to also be history nerds, and occasionally math nerds. If you meet a Josiah, he might just be the one.
"No Josiah, you cannot put metal in the microwave."
by Ray Sterling September 16, 2024
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