Kim Jong Uno

North Korean Spanish god of life also known as the Gucci lord of all life and living things also known as El Jong Un

Hey Fag Im god im kim jong uno

by Benjamin that goat from elite May 30, 2018

Jongs

Jongs are a combination of 'Jeans' and 'thongs'. Although commonly mistaken as thongs made of jeans.. they are a combination of both... When a girl sags her jeans, enough where another person could see her thong.

Kate: *walks into room with her new jongs

Annabelle: Kate what the heck what are you wearing?!

Kate: Omg do you like them? They are called Jongs.

Annabelle: But I can see your ass crack!

by Still Not Jab February 7, 2017

Kim Jong Un

greasy haired fat man with a large assortment of nuclear weapons

kim jong un is dummy thicc

by NotATakenUsername May 17, 2022

jong

A large animal (especially a cat)

your pet is such a jong

by Queen of Words February 25, 2018

Kim Jong Un's Dildo

A word commonly used as a substitute for a weirdly shaped piece of bread.

Person 1: Hey! Why he feeding me some of Kim Jong Un's dildos?
Person 2: Because he failed penis inspection day and really messes up with cutting bread now...his fingers were also cut off so it is very hard for him to cut a loaf of bread normally.
Person 3: Daddy
Person 1: WTF!?

by Daaaaah215 July 12, 2024

The Kim Jong Un

When your balls deep in a american girl, quickly reach out and grab a dildo, preferably one as large as possible. Throw the dildo up into the air so it falls down tip first. As your doing it exclaim loudly: Kim Jong Uns nukes are here! As the dildo or intercontinental ballistic missile (whatever you prefer) hits her in the back, quickly pull out and come into the air. The nut will simulate radioactiv fallout.

Joe: Hey dude i pulled a Kim Jong Un on my girlfriend yesterday!
Bob: Nice man!

The Kim Jong Un: When you pretend a dildo is a missile and your cum is radioactiv fallout

by Clapping gorilla cheeks March 26, 2018

KIM JONG UN

THE PERSON WHO IS A BROTHER FROM ANOTHER MOTHER

GUY 1: Can we be friends
GUY 2: Your KIM JONG UN

by Hentai123 May 12, 2020