Kim jong un

Vhin's dad

Siri who is vhin's dad ... Kim jong un

by Robbie346747 February 10, 2018

Jongs

Jongs are a combination of 'Jeans' and 'thongs'. Although commonly mistaken as thongs made of jeans.. they are a combination of both... When a girl sags her jeans, enough where another person could see her thong.

Kate: *walks into room with her new jongs

Annabelle: Kate what the heck what are you wearing?!

Kate: Omg do you like them? They are called Jongs.

Annabelle: But I can see your ass crack!

by Still Not Jab February 7, 2017

Jonged

To be a consultant who is cut out of a sly commission deal when the client and service provider get together directly.

Consultant: I've finally found a provider that can service all your requirements and cut a volume deal for you too.
Client: Oh it's OK, we're talking to them directly now so we don't need your help, I'll try for a discount though, thanks.
Consultant: Bugger and shit, Jonged again.

by The Celestial Architect August 28, 2021

Southpark Kim Jong-un

Southpark, or Northpark Kim Jong-un is a short, asian Southpark character, only he's not from Southpark, he's from Northpark. North Korea, more like. *wink*

Here's a picture of him now: h ttps://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcSflrJ5CvKRvhWIYPwnMxlMGqkM6e--zpSgVQ&usqp=CAU
You might want to remove the space in between to see the picture.

Southpark Kim Jong-un......More like North Korea Kim Jong-un!
Ha! A real knee-slapper!

by PORGSSSS October 17, 2023

Kim Jong un

A fucking fat ass that likes to bang women in his nuclear missile base. He likes to smoke his weed with his 10 hot fucking sexy babes in the bathroom banging them all at once. After that he blows everywhere and makes the women lick it up and then all the white stuff goes all over the face and tounge. It feels so good

Wanna invite Kim Jong Un over to our house? hes a real baddie

by IlikeBangingBigBlackMenCum November 15, 2023

Kim Jong-un

Ruler of North Korea that cried because birth rates in the country was falling.

Oh please, if Kim Jong-un had fed his country well enough then this definition wouldn't have been written right now.

by Empress Kristi December 30, 2023

Jong In Chung

A pioneer of gooning. Jong In Chung was the first man to ever goon, he gooned to a point where he would have hallucinations similar to that of the effect of Salvia. His gooning was quickly recognized by the GIA (Gooner Industry of America) and he was sentenced to death for trying to teach the American population the true goon form. Now Jong gives speeches at middle schools and GA (Gooners Anon) meetings to try to stop the movement he started.

Anton - "Man..I wanna goon just like Jong in Chung"

Ali - "You dont wanna do that, he has to eat through a catheter now"

by Scott Thommy February 8, 2024