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jesus christ is my nigga

Well, I wrote this song for the Christian youth
I wanna teach kids the Christian truth
If you wanna reach those kids on the street
Then you gotta do a rap to a hip-hop beat
So I gave my sermon an urban kick
My rhymes are fly, my beats are sick
My crew is big and it keeps getting bigger
That's 'cause Jesus Christ is my nigga
Woo!
by man fucker May 22, 2019
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Jesus Christ in a cardigan sweater

1. An exclamation used when in pain or shock.

2. The indie Jesus.
1. Guy: "Jesus Christ in a cardigan sweater! That fucking hurt!"

2. Person: "So I ran into Jesus at Urban Outfitters today..."
by Lunar Escape January 11, 2009
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Jesus christ monkey balls

Originally used by Eric Cartman in South park.
-Used to describe something obscenely awesome or cool.
Friend 1- Hey, I just bought the first copy of Grand Theft Auto 4, want to go play it?
Friend 2- Holy Jesus Christ Monkey Balls yeah!
by Nick Durp April 29, 2008
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Jesus Christ on a bloody bike

This term will most likely be heard in the uk. It is used when surprised or appalled.
Mike:(gives Derek a fright)
Derek:Jesus Christ on a bloody bike!!!

See jesus Christ
by Fayextreme May 22, 2016
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jesus christ on a coke binge

jager, grey goose vodka, gold schloger, and red bull... on the rocks.. get at me
"Hey man instead of doing that blaster lets get a jesus christ on a coke binge!!"
by Schiller Street Posse January 29, 2010
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What the Jesus Christ man?!

Similar to "What the Jesus?" but used in times of immense anger where no other words can come to mind.
Example 1:

After being cut off at highspeed on the freeway:

"What the Jesus Christ man?!"

Example 2:

After one walks in to find a significant other cheating:

"Honey this is not what it looks like"

Reaching for gun:

"What the Jesus Christ man?!"
by Rustee John April 19, 2008
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