The savior of the christian people. Christians believe he is the son of god and the messiah. They also believe he died for man kinds sins against each other. No real proof exists that he ever lived. That, like every religion, does not stop people from following in the way of jesus.
by Oz March 20, 2005
by Chrissy Teagen February 26, 2019
It's a really cute,smart guy.He will steal your heart the first day ya meet. Loves to go outside and play. Will always protect you from any dangerous person. He really loyal and kind💍.
by Sháwty101 October 18, 2017
The most amazing person who ever walked on the face of the earth. He died for our sins because the wages of sins is death but the gift of God is eternal life.
Little Girl: Dear Jesus, please forgive me for hitting billy with my lunchbox today.
Jesus: I forgive you. I already paid for your sins with my perfect blood
Jesus: I forgive you. I already paid for your sins with my perfect blood
by Jazzi021 November 30, 2006
by Argentina Funkehouser January 28, 2008
He wasn't as famous as the Beatles.
He could walk on water, which could explain why He was a fisherman.
He was also a carpenter, but came to have a dislike for nails.
His mom was knocked up by God.
He made the cross popular, which is good because you need one to chase off vampires.
Last name is Christ.
Santa Claus invented a holiday about him, so that he could sell trees and sneak into peoples houses.
He could walk on water, which could explain why He was a fisherman.
He was also a carpenter, but came to have a dislike for nails.
His mom was knocked up by God.
He made the cross popular, which is good because you need one to chase off vampires.
Last name is Christ.
Santa Claus invented a holiday about him, so that he could sell trees and sneak into peoples houses.
Tom: "Oh shit"!
Dick: "What the Fu....."
Harry: "Jesus Christ"!
Jesus: "Hey mister! Can I mow your lawn"?
Dick: "What the Fu....."
Harry: "Jesus Christ"!
Jesus: "Hey mister! Can I mow your lawn"?
by morningwould January 04, 2013
A Jesus is an epic guy. If you come across a Jesus, keep him. He might be shy at first, but once you get to know him, he can be a really cool and outgoing guy. He is damaged from previous relationships. He is very hesitant, and doubtful. He might be hard to break. He has a lot of things going on that he might not wanna talk about. In time, you will crack his shell and find the real him. He is a great boyfriend, although he can make mistakes. He can be depressed, sad and lonely. Keep him forever.He can be fun and he is epic. Let him know that you care. That can be a matter of life or death for him.
by Lexi_Love November 19, 2012